KeroFrog

Garuru platoon! My babys!

Taruru

-Of course he comes up with the idea, come on.

- My boy is so exited! They haven`t seen snow in a long time and he loves it.

-Nobody actually wants to play with him, so he has to sweet talk his way arround the idea, and by that i mean throw a snowball directely on Tororo’s face.

-Tororo is so angry and he is having so much fun literally drowning the tadpole in snow. 

-Zoruru makes fun of them, calling them both childish for doing such a thing.

-”Oh, yeah?, i bet you just don’t want to play ‘cause you know you would lose!” “Ha!, Like i could lose to a couple of idiots like you” “Prove it!”

-A snowball hits Zoruru on the organic side of his face.

 -War is on.

-He is the only one who got the guts to actually hit Garuru. Ends up with his head under the snow.

-So happy, actually and honestly just had a great time.

Tororo

-Hates sports, hates snow, hates cold, hates being here.

-When Taruru proposes the idea is the first one to laugh at it, there’s no way in hell he is going to actually play such a-

-A snowball hits him on the face.

-He’s sooooo angry, tries to hit Taruru back several times, but he’s just too short and slow, and gets tired easily.

-”Uf-uf-g-give me a break!” “There’s no breaks in war!!”

-So many snowballs hitting him now.

-He falls on the ground and starts screaming at Taruru to stop OR ELSE.

-Ends up freezed and soaked, and with a little fever the following days.

-Pururu has put him to rest now, but oh boy is he gonna have his sweet revenge on that blue buffon!

Zoruru

-”You two have no idea how stupid you look right now”

-Taruru starts calling him a coward, like that’s gonna make him go and play with them.

-That’s what he thinks but actually Taruru starts getting a little bit on his nerves.

-The last straw is reached when the private dares to hit him.

-”OKAY THAT’S IT!”

-One could think that, because of being an assasin and all, he would be really good at something like this, having some cool techniques to show of.

-But because literally half of his body is robotic this isn’t exactely the best environment for him.

-Starts getting very slow and has difficulties moving, wich he tries to hide of course, and the fact that Taruru notices it only makes his anger grow.

-”HAHAHA, look at you! You’re moving like a real robot now!” “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ON YOU’RE SLEEP!!

Garuru

-Very chill about the whole thing.

-They just had a couple of very hard weeks and honestly he is enjoying looking at those three having fun and acting like children.

-He calls them out when he notices that Zoruru starts to actually malcfunction.

-”That’s enough you three, stop already.” “OH, LEARN TO HAVE SOME FUN!”

-A snowball hits him and everybody goes inmediately silent except for Taruru who is laughing his ass off.

-”HAHAHA, i got you lieutenat!”

-Everybody is looking at Garuru now, eyes full of fear, not a single movement being made.

-A minute or so passes and, to everyone’s surprise, Garuru just joins Taruru on the play.

-Has no mercy on the private, who is laughing all the time, and ends up sticking the young’s one head on the snow.

-Once his revenge is completed he just calmly retires to the spaceship.

-”Came on now, everybody on board, let’s go.” A little smile could be seen on the corner of his mouth for the rest of the day.

Pururu

-Mom mode activated.

-Starts scolding Taruru and Tororo from the distance, warning them both about getting a cold.

-But is actually enjoying looking at them, especially when Zoruru joins in.

-Little laughs scape her mouth from time to time, but keeps asking them to come back to the spaceship already.

-Garuru backs her up by giving them the order to stop.

-It all happens in slowmotion, a snowball impacting directly on Garuru’s face, everybody going silent.

-Garuru is just there, standing still, arms still crossed against his chest, not changing the position at all.

-Can’t help but let a laugh scape.

-So surprised when Garuru just suddenly starts playing, but can’t stop giggling at the view.

-Joins Garuru on his revenge by throwing little snowballs on Taruru’s face.

-”That’s not fair, that’s two against one!” “There’s nothing fair on war!”

This one is kinda silly but it’s very hot here in Spain right now and i wanted to feel cold >.<

Keroro platoon:

Keroro

- He is the one who starts the war, probably coming up with the idea trying to hide the fact that he didin’t wanted to work on a real plan and claiming this to be some sort of new invasion tecnique.

-Gets very into it very soon, saying to be the legendary snowball fight sargeant, the one who won the interplanetary snowball war so many years ago, his fasts movements and worked tecnique makes it imposible for anyone to even think about hitting him. 

-Gets inmediately hit on the face.

-Child mode activated, starts complaining that everyone is cheating as soon as he starts to lose, makes an alliance with Tamama and builds a fort. 

-Uses Dororo as shield from time to time.

-”Sorry Dororo, someone had to sacrifice!” “Y-YOU’RE SO MEAN KERORO-KUN!”

-The fort gets destroyed as soon as Tamama uses one of his attacks.

-Being cold, hungry and kinda injured, goes into the house to chill and forgets about the snowball fight.

Giroro

- Initially says he doesn’t wants to play.

-”THE HELL HAS THAT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE INVASION?!”

- As soon as the words “militar” and “training” scape from Keroro’s mouth, the fire of a hundred suns is lit in Giroro’s soldier heart.

-The worst person (frog?) to play anything remotely related to war with. Is it even allowed to use weapons here?

-Gets extremely competitive and realistic, not caring if he has to hurt somebody on the process, this is war after all. Gets super cocky everytime he hits someone, giving a speech about how much they still have to learn as a soldier.

-It’s Giroro vs everyone now, as the rest have come togheter for revenge.

-Gets obsessed with having the biggest fort in the galaxy and forgets about the whole point of the game, that is to hit people.

-Is hittened often randomly by someone he cannot see at all and gets paranoid thinking about some hidden enemy being there trying to take him down.

-His fort is destroyed by one of Tamama’s attacks, and he goes quikcly to hide into the deeps of the snow.

-Everybody is gone now as he waits  there, hidding, winning an imaginary war. It takes him days to come back, freezed to the bone.

Tamama

-Suuuuuper exited about it. Getting to play in the snow with his beloved sargeant? hell yes.

-Him and Keroro unite and become a team of jerks, starting to win by simply cheating and using Dororo as an armor.

-Gets way to competitive, wanting to show of to Keroro, causes several injuries using his Tamama impact (most of the injuries happening to Keroro himself).

-Helps his Sargeant build a fort, they hide behind it for some time, being trapped by Giroro’s merciless attack.

-Things seem to have gone for the worst, Keroro complains and wishes Mois was there with them , maybe with she here they could actually win.

-This gets on Tamama’s nerves, as his jelouasy starts to build up inside of him.

-”DON’T WORRY MY SARGEANT, I’LL FINISH THIS!!” “Kero?...K-KERO!!!!!”

-The biggest Tamama impact ever seen (today), burnes them both and takes the fort down.

-The good thing? He’s destroyed Giroro’s fort, The bad thing? He’s burned and laying uncouncious in the snow now.

Dororo

-So happy about the fact that he was even asked to play with them that doesn’t even thinks about it.

-Doesn’t wants to hurt anybody and honestly just wants to have a good time with his friends, the poor thing.

-As soon as the fight starts a bunch of awful chilhood memories come to his mind.

-Remember how when ,as a child, Keroro used to hide behind me an let the snowballs hit me instead? Yes, just like he is doing right now.

-Gets into trauma mood quikely and gets forgotten in the middle of the battle field at some point.

-When Giroro comes out of his hidding spot days after, he finds him there, still crying about the past, and takes him home.

Kururu

-Doesn’t fights at all.

-I mean, he says he is going to, but dissapears as soon as the fight starts and sits somewhere away to ate curry and look at the spectacle.

-Has build a machine that throws snowballs from time to time, they all seem to be directed to Giroro for some unexplained reason.

-Basically does the bare minimum and wins by default.

-His curry gets cold and goes inside to get more, kukuku.