Feb 7, 2017
Space Butterfly Problem #153: Schrödinger's PAX
Jesse et al are both going and not going to a con until you buy your ticket and collapse the wave.
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Space Butterfly Problem #153: Schrödinger's PAX
Jesse et al are both going and not going to a con until you buy your ticket and collapse the wave.
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Space Butterfly Problem #152: cheer minimums
5 bits per 30 second ad. 300 bits to cheer. 300/5 bits = 60 ads 60 ads x 30 seconds = 1800 seconds = 30 minutes If you too are a farmer of free bits, it takes thirty minutes of ads to cheer on shaboozey. ....... One down, twenty-nine to go.
Space Butterfly Problem #151: The Long Con
Look I’m not saying that RollPlay: Balance of Power has shaken my entire worldview but maybe I’m saying don’t be surprised if there’s an overall decrease in demand for hugs in future.
Space Butterfly Problem #150: Solo Ventures
He did it guys he’s going it alone.
Godspeed, my man.
Space Butterfly Problem #149: The game you remember from your childhood is finally up on GOG. You buy it. One week later, Jesse puts it on his sale list for $3.
How the flip flap paddywhack was i supposed to ever guess that Starship Titanic would go on sale nO HUMAN EVER MENTIONS IT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVED IT ANYMORE
DAMMIT SON
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OMFGcatapillar vs. a first grade reading group.
A group six-year-olds finished their assignment early so I started drawing things for them on the whiteboard. I think you can guess what I eventually drew. Here are some of the things they said about it.
Me: *draws a pair of glasses and begins to fill in the face around them*
Kid 1: Who is that?
Kid 2: It's happy laughing man!
Me: *adding whiskers*
Kid 3: NO ITS THE SUN.
Kid 1: The sun has glasses?
Kid 2: Happy laughing sun man!
Me: *adding hair, antennae*
Kid 1: Its not the sun
Kid 2: Doolebiggle man! Schmoodlypoople man! It's Mr Schmoodlypoople!
Me: *adding caterpillar segments, dying of laughter at "Mr Schmoodlypoople"*
Kid 1: Its a BUG
Kid 3: its a dog its a cat its a spider it's a caterpillar?
Me: Good job, you guessed it! *finishes with the dots* He's a caterpillar!
Kid 2: its a HOTTIETOTTIE mr HOTTIEDOODLE the HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD he's SO HOT
Me: (????????????????? CHILD???????) *laughing* What?
Kid 2: *singing and copying the drawing in her reading journal* MR HOTTIE HOT HOT HOT HE SO HOT
Tag yourself: which Jesse are you?
Space Butterfly Problem #148: Open Worlds
Other butterflies: “But Tori you love Jesse, why are you not watching Dragon Age/Witcher/Skyrim/Farcry....”
Me: Son do I look like I’m made of free time???