I’ve been seeing a lot of the aliens don’t understand why humans act the way they do and I was just thinking: Is it just me, or is “wiki how” the perfect how to from simple human things to more complex things? I mean maybe this is how the aliens try to learn about us? Wouldn’t it be the perfect encyclopedia for these things? Also think of this:
Alien Xgop: Clay, this Wikipedia has so much information. There are literally thousands of things here! Clay: yeah, if only we could have used it as research for papers in school. Xgop: You weren’t allowed to use it? Clay: No. sometimes people will post very convincing articles with scientist and university names. It takes Wikipedia workers at least half an hour to figure out if it’s true. My teacher wrote and article about soda that gave rats cancer. It was hilarious. Normally though it’s all accurate. Xgop: haha that is very comical. I would have liked to meet your teacher.
Xgop: Danielle! Danielle! I just got done reading more of this Wikipedia. And I read some very interesting article about how some people of the continent Australia had a war with emus. Danielle: oh yeah. I remember hearing about that in a history class. I didn’t even believe it. Xgop: I also read about the war with the parrots of Peru. Danielle: what? Xgop: *he puffs up ready to tell his earth friend about earth information she doesn’t know* Xgop goes into great detail, not leaving out anything. After his winded ten minute speech he leaves a bewildered Danielle. Clay had been just in the next passageway when he overheard the conversation. He can’t contain himself and busts out laughing. Danielle: Did you mess with a wiki page again? I thought they suspended you. Clay: I hacked the system. *clay is barely breathing and Danielle is just rolling her eyes.
