#soya talks

He would resent kalim for having a loving family and that he has to risk his life all the time with the assiantion attempts while kalim has no importance so no one wants to kill him

While kalim would still be really happy, he's like, im best friends with jamil, and I serve him and protect because I love him :)

SO he just takes one bite from the chocolate and says "these are poisoned, best to stay away from them now on"

"but, silver gave me-"

So what if epel gives apples to sebek and sebek thinks that they'll be married if eats epel's food?!?

So for the next 2 years sebek thinks he and epel are already married while epel is pining over him and building up the courage to ask sebek out

And when he does sebek goes like "WHAT??! We've been married for past 2 years now"

"HUH? WHAT WHEN HOW?"

"I remember promising myself to you when I ate ur matrimonial apple, the bonding rituals was completed."

"WHAT??"

"Lilia sama was so proud and I let my parents know as soon as it happened, I'm so happy you kept our relationship a secret"

-I'd like to imagine the rest of diasomnia thinking of epel as their brother in law by now, malleus would be so happy that he has another member of his family :D

- Vil and rook would be so shocked, like Vil would be so PISSED that epel didn't tell him he was married for 2 year or that epel didn't invite him to his wedding

Kalim would get so jealous

Lowkey doesn't even have to be someone jamil wants to serve ,maybe a childhood friend. He would rather spend his time with than serving kalim

"Jade ,he's just set the lounge on fire"

I feel like swapped jamil and kalim would get along really well tho, because that's basically how kalim sees jamil anyways 'maybe he's a bit more happier than normal? '