Francois, to Cam after hitting all the elevator buttons: Now that we’re alone-
Cam, covering their face with their ears: DAMMIT, FRANCOIS!

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Francois, to Cam after hitting all the elevator buttons: Now that we’re alone-
Cam, covering their face with their ears: DAMMIT, FRANCOIS!

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Fred: *angrily walks in holding a bra* Okay, who left their dirty bra in the van?
Velma: Oh, that's Hot Dog Water’s.
Everyone:
Daphne: How the fuck do you know that?
Terry: Corned Beef is one of the top 5 meats of all time
happy father's day to all dad selfshippers and dad f/os! what are you doing to celebrate?
proship please dni
Jonah, eyes glued to his computer: Hey, can someone make me a sandwich?
Francine, slapping slices of bread on either side of Jonah’s head: Bon appétit.

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*In Cam’s nightmare*
Gabby: You’re perfect the way you are!
Cam, waking up: GAH!
👻 PROGRAMMED HEADMATE TEMPLATE 🏛️
[Headmates may not turn out exactly as written, and that's okay.]
✦ Name(s): Ulysses, Nate, Bruce ✦ Emoji proxy: 👻🏛️ ✦ Pronouns: it/its, he/him, e/em/eir/eirs/emself, ix/ixs/ixself, haunt/haunts/hauntself ✦ Species: ghost ✦ Age: 23 ✦ Role(s): dissociation holder, information manager, isolator, night fronter, program holder ✦ Labels: agender, bisexual ✦ Likes: architecture, oversized hoodies, mystery literature ✦ Dislikes: being made fun of ✦ Xenos: ghosts, silence, paradoxes ✦ Music taste: hauntology, dream pop, lo-fi ✦ Aesthetic(s): cryptidcore, gloomcore, urbancore ✦ Objectum attraction(s): CD players, MP3 players ✦ Kins: birch trees, white mice, nebulae ✦ Programs: loyalty (gamma), trapped (eta)
✦ Description:
Ulysses is a ghost headmate in a programmed system. in his timeline, he died at the age of 23 and is permanently stuck at that age. He dissociates frequently and feels emotionally numb most of the time, which means he is mostly comfortable discussing the system's programming most of the time. Ulysses has loyalty (gamma) and trapped (eta) programming. It often misses the system's abusers, and it is often attracted to people who remind it of their abusers, whether or not those people are actually abusive. It tends to expect the worst to happen, but it isn't really bothered when things do go badly.
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