not sure if i like the coloured version BUT i made it so it will be included.

i love you but shrek....ill slam you down rat

SDKFJHSKJDFHSKJDFHKJSDHFJKDSHF ILY NICOLE

1. she never pays attention to me2. always makes fun of me and calls me a baby even tho im Naught and also im taller than she is so like damn whos the Real Loser here huh3. has never had nestea4. she looks like a square but i love her anyway5. oppressive bitch

making a callout post for yourself is a power move

what’s your astrological sign?

wrow,, thank you for remembering….. you’re also very right, i am painfully a Typical Taurus, tbh….

what’s the best piece of advice you ever received?

as;ljfaskldfj gOD i cannot remember anything i just wing it

when’s the last time you followed your instincts?

when i took my bio test earlier this week……. for real tho

what’s your favorite food?

there’s a lot of room in my heart for anything chocolate and ice cream…… but dish-wise, i’m a sucker for barbecue (especially my grandma’s korean barbecue……damn….) and this dish called kare kare, which is oxtail in peanut sauce mixed with other vegetables like string beans and whatever is the english version of pechay 

what’s your secret dream?

hmmm it’s not too secret but not a lot of people know and i don’t bother saying so like… my secret dream is – besides publishing a couple books – to someday settle down with my wife, and we’ll adopt and/or foster kids, especially older kids, and like….. alfjasldkj i’m so extra i have like extra details worked in too but that’s like the gist of it just know that i’m a domestic mess and love kids

now i could write you a high school au about quiet pov outsider davy jones whose mother is an insurance agent and his observations of the senior couple forever making out in the corridor so he can’t get to his locker

BUT I HEAR YOU

PIRATE AU IT IS

one of yuri plisetsky’s teenage fantasies features yuuri as the terror of the pacific, never before defeated in battle, simultaneously in conflict with three different empires at once, and commander of a fleet of thousands of ships. obviously this is heavily inspired by the historical figure of lady pirate ching shih. give him a break, he’s 15 years old

in yuri’s head, he rises rapidly from the lowly position of cabin boy to first mate. he glares threateningly at yuuri’s rival captains at negotiating tables. he personally takes out naval officers trying to chase them down. he sneaks into captain katsuki’s cabin at night and makes out with yuuri in the middle of gunfights

yuuri is such a force of nature and so impossible to capture that his government offers him amnesty. yuuri, who is very tired, seriously considers ending his career

IF YOU RETIRE NOW, I’LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, yuri yells.

hey, yurio? says real-life yuuri now, knocking on yurio’s door in his and viktor’s apartment in st. petersburg at 8am. you ok? you’re talking in your sleep.

i’m fine, yuri mutters, and rolls over and pulls the covers over his head.