Dazai "pull his hair, poke his face, and cradle Chuuya when he wipes out" Osamu:
Hate you.
Chuuya "fought Cthulhu, Smaug, and zombie ex-mafia boss for looking at Dazai" Nakahara:
Hate you more.
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Dazai "pull his hair, poke his face, and cradle Chuuya when he wipes out" Osamu:
Hate you.
Chuuya "fought Cthulhu, Smaug, and zombie ex-mafia boss for looking at Dazai" Nakahara:
Hate you more.

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Chuuya: You put no effort into our relationship.
Dazai: Just last week I got stabbed to try to get you to make out with me. Not my fault you don't understand context clues 🍎🙄.
Dazai: Allow me to make a prediction..
Chuuya covering his mouth: No, those always end badly for me.
*Odasaku holding up Chuuya*
Odasaku: Is this the missing child?
Dazai: Yes, it is. 100%. You get a raise.
*Akutagawas soul leaves him in the background*
Soukoku: Didn’t exist before 2013
People at 2012 trying to figure out how to love each other:

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*Chuuya pulling out garmet bags from his closet*
Chuuya: Dazai's winter wordrobe. *toss*
Chuuya: Dazai's summer wordrobe. *toss*
*Chuuya pulling out a body bag*
Chuuya: Dazai. *toss*
Atsushi: Why is that in your....Wait what?!
Chuuya: I can't sleep lately.
Dazai: Have you tried counting sheep?
Chuuya: Get out.
Everyone else: Scary dragon is no no.
Chuuya: SMACK SMACK GIVE MY BOYFRIEND BACK!