Incorrect Shipping Quotes (ft. Rarepairs and Crackships)
Just so everyone will know, NONE of the quotes used are mine, I just got them off of other posts from Tumblr. If anyone’s quote is in here and they want it off, DM me and I’ll DespaDeleto the quote.
Uraraka: Are you ok? You're tearing up a lot. Deku, crying out of her pureness: Oh, I'm just allergic to angels. Uraraka: How are you alive if you're allergic to yourself? Deku: *wheezes*
DJSS: Some of you haven’t fallen in love with your best friend and it shows. Mayday: What do you mean? I’ve fallen in love with my best friend! Zuke: ...I’m your best friend... Mayday: DJSS: Mayday: Whoops.
Kazuichi: *smugly* i’m capable of anything. Leon: you capable of this? *tries to pin Souda against the wall only to slip and fall face first into a chair* Kazuichi: *turning red* h-holy shit
Wednesday: you’re going to die. Tim: of fun??? Wednesday: no dipshit, im going to murder you Tim: *little frightened* Wednesday: with kisses, love, support and also you can’t do anything about it Tim: CAN YOU PLEASE JUST BE SWEET WITHOUT BEING THREATENING
Iris: About nine people told me not to do it, so I did it Kiawe: *facepalming*
Ellie: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Charles: Not by the law!
Charles:I thought you wanted to take pics of the scenery?Why am I always in it? Henry: No photograph is beautiful without you in it. Now get in the frame.
Viridi: Whatever happened to you? Pit: *Covered in scrapes and bruises* I got into a fight. Viridi: You got into a fight? Who did you fight with? Pit: A Hill... But don't worry! I WON! Viridi: ...Wow. With the looks of you, it must be a Plateau now.
Lance: *trying to flirt* i diagnose you with terminal baby disease! Joe: ...why would i be a dying baby?
Henry: I love you! Ellie: I love you more. Henry: No, I love you more. Ellie: You're signing yourself up for a war you cannot win. Henry: Game on, bitch.
Osana: wHYY IS ThERE BLOOD evERY WHERE!!? Ayano: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife Osana: yoU STAbbeD SOMEONE!!??!? Ayano: no no no, aggressively poked them with a knife
Walter: *texting* Where are you and Joe right now??? Lance, responding: WE’RE FUCKING Lance: GETTING (not delivered) Lance: DRINKS (not delivered) Walter: WHAT THE FUCK
Killian: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Evelyn, snorting at the cheesiness: Sure, go ahead. Killian: Thou art hot as fuck Evelyn: Evelyn: Fuck that was smooth -later- Evelyn: Let me try it. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Killian, grinning: My, my, I'm flattered Evelyn: Thou hast no class Killian: Killian, pulling out a knife: Prepare thyself for agony, canker-blossom
Alastor: You're staring again. Angel Dust: What? Alastor: Lewis. You're practically drooling. Angel Dust: *wipes* No I'm not, shut up, you're insane! Alastor: Yeah right, what do you even see in him? Angel Dust: EXCUSE ME?! Lewis is amazing!!! He's funny, beautiful, smart- Alastor: ... Angel Dust: ... Alastor: *chuckles* Angel Dust: I can't believe I fell for that.
Reg, flirting: if global warming was a person, it'd be you RHM: what, worsening day by day while getting ignored simultaneously by millions of people for the sake of their own happiness and peace? Reg: I-I was gonna say hot but uh-
Falco: What’s my sexuality? Well, I guess you could say I don’t give any fucks Fox: ... Fox: Is that your way of coming out as ace? Falco: Yeah that’s pretty much all I got
(I blame some of these on @francesthetraveller)
