Judas Goat
have some old soti ;P er... i actually started all of this on before charlie appeared in dsmp itself
i had some more ideas for this one, but i just couldnt think of somewhere to end it on. seems to be a pattern with my stuff :(
TWs for dehumanization, hard vore
A bell rang below, just behind him. If Quackity were a stupid hunter, a foolish novice, he wouldāve turned to capture the human who had stayed behind to ring it. But to an expert it was the sound of a clock starting, his time running out rapidly. With that bell all others would scatter and he would only have so long to catch them all. He pressed forward, towards the blip on the radio tracker, net at the ready, and was rewarded with a louder clash of hammer on metal immediately in front of him. Transmitting the signal of his arrival and distracting him all at once.Ā
He ignored the bell. And the next one. As they got more desperate, attempting more loudly to announce the humans presence and draw him away from the nest. Like a bird feigning a broken wing to lead predators away from defenseless chicks.
He had only ever fallen for that one once. At least the sacrificial human that stayed behind while itās hive abandoned it was sweet and young tasting.Ā Ā
He crashed out into the colony, foot smashing down into a fragile habitat, and the swarm of humans scattered in all directions. He could see a pattern to the mob movements, and cast a weighted net that took down more tiny buildings with it, trapping humans beneath the debris and tightly corded rope. It seems they only had barely begun running for the underbrush around him when he had arrived. Good, that meant he would get the lions share of this nest.
It was hard making sure he got every one of them. The first couple of times he tried this trick there were some that scattered and made even thinking about hunting in that direction worthless.Ā
He taught Charlie how to count afterward, and he would proudly tell him the population of the human settlement just before he got to work.
He didnāt care for alive humans in his meals, to be honest. After the first attempt with a mesh cage he stuck to an airtight plastic tupperware so they could quietly suffocate for him. By the time he got home from such excursions it was hardly an issue handling them. They were all floppy and weird a lot of the time but. Well. Their meat was just as good.Ā
Sometimes one of them survived long enough to revive just as he stuck them in his mouth. It definitely was a curious sensation, feeling itās weak little kicks and gasps, but he wouldnāt say it was as intoxicating as Wilbur always described it. Really, he preferred the crunch to the useless begging. Plus, it reminded him too much of Charlieās little voice, and he didnāt want to have to imagine his pet in among the limp bodies, no matter how weird nightmares he had about biting down hard on the defenseless little creature.
Quackity strung up the first net, twisting it neatly so it scooped up all of the humans caught beneath, before throwing it over his shoulder. He could hear the screams and cries and whines of anger and fear, some of it strange and warblingly close to Charlieās own voice but wrong in such particular ways. They all kicked and thrashed like a net full of fish, but only succeeded in injuring one another. Bruises didnāt taste the best but it was a minor setback all things considered. He took a second to mentally count them - 14, not bad. Heād have to check how many there were in total when he found Charlie.
Now for the second net. No way in hell will they clump together like this group was, and traps wonāt work when they already know heās here, so heāll just have to grab for it.
Using the other net he had as a bag, he quickly started grabbing any human within reach, breaking the remaining settlements to weed out the stragglers hiding in there. A few smaller ones fled, and he considered briefly letting them run off to grow larger for his next hunts, before deciding he probably wouldnāt ever be able to find them again and scooping them up.Ā
It almost got mindless, combing the remains of the human colony for those frozen in terror or trapped by the debris of their home. He eventually stopped and recounted, happy with the amount heād gotten. 21 in all - well, 22 if he counted the squalling infant one of them clung to, but they barely were even a bite-full so he didnāt.Ā
He shook the second bag a bit to hear the collective wail go up for a moment, before pulling the airtight box out of his bag. It would be just big enough to fit both bags if he shimmied it around and the humans didnāt flail too much.Ā
As it were, he had overestimated the box size a little bit. Cursing, he pulled the second bag back out again and fished through it for the human carrying a child. He could easily just crunch into them now, but he liked to be hygienic with his food and, plus, he didnāt care much for the scared and angry noises all the others would go into a flurry about as soon as he did.Ā
So he dropped the two onto the remaining building that hadnāt toppled from his poking and probing, and finally got the bags packed properly. The yelling and whining from the humans was greatly muffled as soon as the seal clicked.Ā
He half-turned and pulled out his whistle before noticing the released human was staring at him, apparently frozen. With a frown, he poked at it, shoving it in the other direction. āWhat are you waiting for, an invitation?ā For gods sake, how had they even survived this long in the first place? No wonder theyāre endangered in the wild now.
He carefully retrieves charlie at this point, and the people trapped in the box start yelling and screaming. from quackityās pov its just a bunch of panicking, and he puts the bag away carefully at that point. to charlie, its the screams of betrayal, the horror that someone they tried to help betrayed them like that. he seems entirely unaffected by the muffled hatred spat at him.
quackity pats him gently on the head, and returns him to his travel cage, already thinking about recipes he will have to try with this batch.
After that whole debacle with Tommy, Quackity was⦠torn. Because on the one hand he wanted to be a supportive friend, wanted to change his ways (he could go vegan right? Right?) in solidarity, but on the otherā¦Ā
There was Charlie, who he had been caring for for years at this point, who had started as this fun little project to see if he could train a tracker human and had become a comfort to him, a pet.Ā
Tommy is a person and yet, despite him trying his best to convince himself otherwise, Charlie would always be a pet to him. After all, Tommy wouldnāt ever come to him wanting cuddles, or so blindly trust him when he lifted him up to a dark cupboard to āplease please please smash that horrible bug I found in there I canāt do it myselfā or march proudly into a human settlement with the knowledge that he would end it.Ā
Right? Right. Thatās a pet thing.
He was sitting on the couch, scrolling unhappily through his phone as he tried to think. Under his cupped hand against his chest was Charlie, breathing softly. So small and fragile, yet so undeniably trustingly his.
(That possessiveness, thatās probably what stopped him from ever seeing Charlie as anything but a pet. The human was his and had been his for so long, and nothing could change that. )
What would happen if someone came over to his house one day and saw all of the little things he had added over the years for Charlie? The enclosure that had grown from that pathetic first attempt and now was the envy of human-keeper forums? Would they understand? Or would he be judged for it now that Tommyās out?Ā
Wait shit - had he ever talked about Charlie on stream? Quackity wracked his brain for a moment before remembering that no, he hasnāt, because he had decided early on he didnāt want to be seen as the kind of ācrazy human guyā to own a battalion of humans and only eat āhome grown foodā with all of the euphemisms attached. So Charlieās still a secret.
It would be so incredibly easy to make Charlie stay a secret. Take down the enclosures today and āaccidentallyā crush Charlie underfoot. Or maybe even finally eat him, have one final taste of human before giving it up and taking the evidence with him. It would be so easy, he was literally within Quackityās grasp.
⦠no. He could never do that. Not only does the idea make him absolutely sick to his stomach, he couldnāt imagine ever looking Tommy in his little eyes and saying that he was trustworthy with a clear conscience after doing something like that. Charlie was so small and trusted him so much, he couldnāt do something like that to him.
He let out a long breath, shifting his feathers, and Charlie groggily lifted a head in attention. Quackity hurriedly muttered out quiet nonsense words, assurances and purrs and Charlie tucked his head in again next to his heart.Ā
Yea. He could never just kill Charlie in cold blood. He was about ten years too late for that to ever happen.Ā
So what could he do? Continue hiding Charlie, consolidating all of the little additions to his house to a single room that he could lock when guests were over? It would be a fix, but the part of him that has now spent far too long moderating and commenting on human husbandry forums screamed at him about confinement. Stupid morals and good pet-care values.
In hindsight, there was only ever one solution to this issue. He would have to let Charlie go.Ā
ā¦
His hands fumbled on Charlieās bright green collar like an idiot as he gingerly unclasped it. Charlie was sitting up straight, not moving at all like he was always trained to when Quackity was preparing him for an āexcursion.ā He hesitated for a long moment, before handing the collar over to Charlie.Ā
The human frowned at it and looked up. āWhy are you giving me this?ā
Quackity shook his head. āDonāt worry about it, I just want you to keep it safe.ā And, like a good pet, Charlie appeared satisfied by that answer. He carefully folded the fabric up and put it into an inside pocket of the custom-tailored jacket he had gotten a couple of years back. Quackity poked at the backpack, always too small for him to do anything more than fumble with the straps, but he made sure he could feel the little food packs and container of food pellets in case he was out too long and everything else was used up.
Maybe I should get him some more. He wonāt be coming back after all, heāll need it.Ā
But then⦠he might get suspicious.Ā
Why should I worry about him getting suspicious now? Heās leaving and he canāt do anything about it.
Still, it would break his heart to see Charlie get all sad about this before it was strictly necessary. He continued fussing with the backpack as the human laced his little boots confidently.Ā
āThe weather looks good for the rest of the week so take your time,ā he said, trying to keep his voice from wobbling. āSee the sights and all that shit, yāknow.ā
Charlie hummed, tugging without much effort at the bag in his grasp. Quackity gave it up easily, checking nervously that his claws didnāt leave scratches on the fabric. Humans were just so fragile right when he didnāt want them to be.Ā
āYouāve been sad for a while,ā Charlie said suddenly, not looking up from the backpack. āIāll do a good enough job to help you out, and itāll be ok. Promise.ā
Quackityās heart almost broke right then and there. Donāt think about it.
āRadio,ā Quackity commanded, pushing through the hiccup in his throat, finally putting aside the bedding he was ineffectively tying for Charlieās smaller and more nimble hands, and trying to absorb himself in the checklist for a little bit longer. Charlie turned his back to him, raising his shirt and exposing the radio transmitter sewn into a dark undershirt which, with the shirt and coat, would be entirely invisible.Ā
Quackity carefully checked the battery life, that it was still transmitting, and nodded. While it wouldnāt be necessary this time⦠he would like to keep an eye on his pet for as long as he can. āYouāre good, alright come on now.āĀ
He held out a hand and once again like a proper and obedient pet, Charlie hopped on with little complaint. Quackity hoisted up the bag with his other hand, transferring it into Charlieās grasp and bending down to pick up the travel enclosure.Ā
Seeing Charlie holding his bag, sitting behind the bars of the travel enclosure with a hand half held onto one of the metal rods, Quackity steeled himself. This was the best option. This was the only option.
Then he grabbed his keys and got in his car.Ā
He tried to make himself promise that he wouldnāt look back after letting Charlie out in the woods, knowing he wouldnāt be able to keep it.
...
Quackity never made mistakes ever but⦠taking in these humans so soon after losing (leaving behind) Charlie definitely didnāt help that feeling of useless loss. It was just a favor for Technoblade (who absolutely TERRIFIED him so he would do whatever he said) to help out with a couple of rather discombobulated humans that had passed him by. Karl was sweet in many of the ways that Charlie is (was), and frankly distressing in a number of other ways. Begging to be killed? To be eaten and completely forgotten about?
(He spent way too many nights staring at the ceiling of his room, wondering if what he did to Charlie was any better than what the people did to Karl. He definitely didnāt check the radio tracker to see if Charlieās signal was still active, definitely not.)Ā
As would be expected of any farmed human, Karl took well to the remaining stock of human-grade pellet food that Quackity still had around, though he experimented with some of the weirder sauces in his collection and created rather disgusting concoctions as a result. It seemed that the variety of taste, rather than the quality of it, was what intrigued Karl the most.Ā
God he missed Charlie. He could feel himself slipping back into that day-to-day existence that owning a pet human created. He almost wanted to pull out one of the old enclosures from the garage, except that would entirely defeat the purpose of leaving behind his pet.Ā
He could get some of Charlieās old clothes out though, couldnāt he? That wouldnāt seem weird, plenty of people had human clothes lying around, even if just for the novelty.Ā
Karl took to the soft worn fleece jacket like it was made for him, even if it was slightly oversized-looking. Tailored for a larger frame, a more active lifestyle.
Quackity tries to come to terms with caring for Karl without immediately coddling him like he had for charlie. he finds it so very hard to solve the problem of owning and caring for someone that he needs to also think of as a sentient being who could be self sufficient without him if he so tried.
one day, further into the future, he logs on to check his old accounts, the ones he had when he had kept charlie, where he talked to other misguided giants who did the same thing. and thereās a message directed to him
its from charlie.
he wants to talk. wants to come back into quackityās life, despite everything heās done.


















