if i were dating u id do two things. 1: knife fights every sunday night. 2: show u off to all my friends bc ur hot and funny and clever and witty and hot and i love making people jealous. no anon we die like men
i’m loosing my goddamn mind the fucking preview for your message just read “if i were dating u id do two things. 1: knife” it was hilarious to me
this is great tho omg???? wtf the fucc ur 2 great i’d also show u off tbh ur the Certified Best















