Otp meme for Sounders and Death!
Send me a ship and Iāll tell youā¦
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Deathsaurus for certain. The frat boi in him would allow for nothing less. And really, who expects Soundwave to be the one texting like a white boi?
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
Hmmm, probably depends on the movie. Iād bet you money that Soundwave cries during Mufasaās death. But Death has a bit of a breakdown during the Fox and the Hound.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Frenzy and Rumble did of course! But uh, also Death. At least once. Donāt judge him, the little hellions distracted him.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes āGuess whoā thing?
Death again. Soundwave is too short and youāve seen those spindly little fingers. Also heās just too serious to do it I think.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Soundwave, heās probably colder when his deployers are undocked. And his kaiju partner is rather big and warm...
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?
Neither of them, that one is firmly on the deployers. They just got caught up in it. Like a nasty explosion, you just canāt look away.
Who laughs more during sex?
Deathsaurus most likely. Soundwave doesnāt seem the type, and if heās got the processor power to spare mid-frag to play back Deathās own laughs? Well, Deathsaurus isnāt doing his job right apparently.Ā
Soundwave by default. Even with all his deployers docked heās still little. And even if he were up against Deathās back, well heās jetpacking, not big spoon.