#sorting spree

Sorted by @hogwarts-lock

Jane Eyre - Hufflepuff. Although her fiercessness and rebellious independence is very Gryffindor-like and she has a Ravenclaw side with expressing herself through drawings and paintings. First of all, she is almost brutally honest (I mean the handsome dialogue with Edward). She sticks to the conventions she believes are right, and even after experiencing so much suffering in her life, she chooses to suffer in the name of her ideals. She cares about her work - despite the whole love drama, she remains in iron discipline (she had some killer morning routine if I remember correctly). Also I believe she actually cares about Adele, her future and feelings, which was quite rare at the times. She has a very strong Gryffindor side with her impulsiveness, but her courageous and independent choices come from her principles, not heroic side. She was even ready to die for others as a missionary if it wasn’t for St John’s violating her beliefs about marriage.

Edward Rochester - Gryffindor. He is, despite tragic circumstances of life, enjoying it to the fullest (bunch of lovers anyone). But saying that, he was also trying to do what’s right - taking in Adele and accepting her as his responsibility, as an example. He was very impulsive and sometimes went to very-sirius-black drama queen mode (dressing up as a Gypsy anyone). He didn’t care about money or status and was attracted to Jane’s independence and courage, completely disinterested in her lower social status or other societal standards. Of course he was an example of bad side of Gryffindor, because he was also a lying coward, but he got the redemption arc so it’s ok I guess (?). Bessie Lee - Hufflepuff. Again, one of the few actually doing their job and caring for kids there, hardworking and caring, but also just.

St John Rivers - Slytherin. He had one goal and he was going to reach it by all means possible. He was more interested in it (spreading religion and his own faith) than helping people as a missionary. Not only determined, but also manipulative, thinks he’s better/smarter than everyone else, even has this weird self-depriving attitude as stereotypical Slytherin - no, I must suffer, I reject the love, all alone (I may be biased on this one, can’t stand the guy).

Mary and Diana Rivers - Hufflepuff. Hardworking, kind, understanding, done with their brother’s shit and casually girl powering with Jane.

Blanche Ingram - Slytherin. Yes, she was quite dull, but her main interest in the book is Rochester’s money and she would probably be successful in trapping him into marriage if he was any other Victorian guy, but he is ~~~special, so her bad.

Eliza Reeds - Hufflepuff. Very principled, completely honest, overall example of bad side of the Hufflepuff - too fixated on the rules (so religion in this case).

Helen Burns - Ravenclaw, sterotypically academic smart, but also curious beyond (reading books and not allowing Jane to disturb her when a couple of pages are left). She was also very principled, but she was able to explain and back it as “philosophically” as a young girl can. She was very demanding of herself and learned everything she could, she also accepted any - even not necessary - criticism to always improve. Also, guilty of daydreaming, as half of Ravenclaw tower probably.

Maria Temple - Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff. She was passionate about teaching, tried to be fair and cared deeply about her pupils, but also had this dreamy/cheerful vibe going on.

Sorted by: @iamlizontopoftheworld Elizabeth Bennet - Gryffindor (Lizzie says herself: “There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.” She’s spunky, sharp-minded, and has plenty of nerve to show her own convictions.)

Mr. Darcy - Gryffindor (This one was difficult… Despite what it seems at first glance, Mr. Darcy actually goes great lengths to “protect” Mr. Bingley from what he believes will be a sour marriage. A bit of impulsiveness on his part. He also defied his aunt, Lady Catherine, and married Elizabeth regardless of her “upstanding reputation.”)

Mr. Bennet - Ravenclaw (He is intellectual, but he’d much rather hide in his library than deal with the trials of his daughters and wife… though, he values cleverness enough to call Lizzie his favorite.)

Mrs. Bennet - Slytherin (Repuation. To be the talk of the party. To marry her daughters to wealthy men. She does worry about her five daughters having secure futures, but her own wants trump the emotional desires of her daughters and husband.)

Jane Bennet - Hufflepuff (Kind, dutiful, reserved. But Jane also sees the world through rose-colored glasses. She looks for the best in everybody, even the shallow Bingley sisters. She was willing to put her feelings for Bingley aside just to please her mother. She serves others, but follows her heart as well.)

Charles Bingley - Hufflepuff (Good-natured and affable, it’s no wonder he and Jane hit it off almost immediately. Despite his haughty sisters and even the socially awkward Darcy, Bingley remains well-mannered and eager to please. He doesn’t hide his strong affections for Jane, even when she’s much more shy about it than he is. He stands by Darcy during Mr. Wickham’s accusations. Much like Jane, he puts aside his worry over his sister’s opinions and follows his heart.)

Mary Bennet - Ravenclaw (Some Ravenclaws lack taste and genius… For Mary’s part, with Jane being the beauty, Lizzie’s cleverness, Kitty and Lydia’s wild nature, it’s no wonder she’s left alone to try and study piano and what not to impress others. Despite being the blue stocking, she does throw out some witty points and comments when the opportunity strikes. “I shall infinitely prefer a book over a man.”)

Sorted by @limeliver Piper McCloud: Gryffindor. She stands up for herself and others and easily disobeys authority.

Bella Lovely: Ravenclaw. Creative and open-minded. She and Luna Lovegood would really hit it off.

Dr. Letitia Hellion: Slytherin/Hufflepuff. Slytherin because of her cunning and her use of manipulation to achieve her goals. Hufflepuff because of her true motive: to help other gifted people rid themselves of something that could hurt their loved ones.

Conrad Harrington III: Slytherin. Not much to say here. Pushes his (actually very selfless and protective) agenda upon others with much manipulation. This kid is like the poster child of Slytherin. 

Violet: Ravenclaw.

Boris Yeltsinov: Hufflepuff.

Jasper: Hufflepuff. He sees the best in people and tries his hardest to help his friends.

Kimber: Gryffindor. Her nickname is “Sparky” for her blunt and headstrong nature. “With her fiery red hair and temper to match, she sort of girl who embraced challenges, conflicts..” (page 91)

Smitty: Gryffindor.

Lily Yakimoto: Slytherin.

Professor Mumbley: Ravenclaw.

Ahmed Mustafa: Ravenclaw.

Nalen Mustafa: Ravenclaw.

Nurse Tolle: Hufflepuff.

Daisy: Hufflepuff.

Myrtle Grabtrash: Gryffindor.

We’ve revamped the Sorting Spree!

What is the Sorting Spree you may ask? Well, we get lots of requests to sort things, but we’re only four people. We can’t sort everything. The Sorting Spree is a chance for fans of things we don’t know to sort characters for other fans.

What’s changed? Rather than a GIANT LIST which got overwhelming and glitchy, we will be introducing Themes the first week of each month. The Sorting Spree will last for one week, during which time our submit box will be open and you can submit a sorting from one of the BOOKS on the list below.

Rules:

1 - YOUR SORT MUST BE FORMATTED CORRECTLY. We reserve the right to delete your submission or reformat if it is not.

How to Format your post:

Title: Sort: [Name of Thing] First line: Sorted by @[your URL] Name of Character: House. Optional Explanation. (Name of Character is bolded, house is in italics, any explanation is not formatted. Do not use bullet points for the characters, just hit enter or shift+enter)

You should be given the option to tag your submission. Please select the houses that are in your post. We will add your URL and the title of the book you are sorting.

2 - Sortings will only be accepted via SUBMISSIONS. If you send it as an ask, fanmail, etc., then it will be deleted. 3 - The submit box will open the First of the Month and close after a week. Each sorting must be submitted separately (ex: You cannot sort Jane Eyre and Paper Towns in the same post). If they are not separate, your post will be deleted. 4 - You can ONLY submit sortings for books and ONLY for books on the below list. Any other submissions will be deleted. 5 - Please be thoughtful with your sort. You do not have to give an explanation, but may find it useful. Your explanation should make sense; double check your spelling and grammar. Don’t include links unless they add something to it.  6 - We are currently only accepting text sortings. We may eventually expand that, but for now, we are looking for consistency. 

List of Sorting Spree BOOKS:

-50 Shades of Grey -Beautiful Creatures -CHERUB -Codex Alera -The Crucible -The Dark is Rising -Daughter of Smoke and Bone -Diary of a Wimpy Kid -Dracula -Dresden Files -The Famous Five -Frankenstein -Gallagher Girls -The Girl Who Could Fly -The Giver -Hex Hall -His Dark Materials -House of Night -I Hunt Killers -Jane Eyre -The Land of Stories -The Last Apprentice (also published as The Wardstone Chronicles) -Maximum Ride -The Night Circus -October Daye -Paper Towns -The Phantom of The Opera -Power of Five series -Pride and Prejudice -The Raven Cycle -The Saga of Darren Shan -Scarlet Letter -The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel -The Selection -Septimus Heap -Skulduggery Pleasant -Song of the Lioness -Throne of Glass -Tortall -Vampire Academy -The Virgin Suicides -The Worst Witch & The New Worst Witch

Sorted by @crowreys-wormstache

James Adams: Gryffindor (With a hint of Slytherin as he is very proud and protective of his own.) Lauren Adams: Slytherin Kerry Chang: Slytherin Rat Rathbone: Hufflepuff Kyle Blueman: Hufflepuff

The Sorting Spree is back for this week!

As a Reminder: Please only submit sortings from THIS LIST. These are the things we cannot sort, generally because we are not familiar with them. 

The purpose of the Sorting Spree is so that followers who requested something we are not familiar with can still see how someone else sorts the characters.

If something is not on the Sorting Spree list, we do not need it sorted. We might have already sorted it (see here) or it may not have been requested yet. In this case, request it! All other submissions not on our current list will be deleted for not following the rules.

For your convenience again:

Sorted by: tracobuttons

Markiplier is a Hufflepuff. It wasn’t an easy decision to come to because he shows traits from every other house as well. He’s smart like a Ravenclaw, he studied biochemical engineering before his YouTube channel took off and he learns new games quickly so he is quick witted too. He shows bravery by playing scary game plays of indie horror games, proclaiming his strength when he succeeds at levels which is quite a Gryffindor thing to do. He shows ambition like a Slytherin when he talks about all of things he wants to achieve in his vlogs.