Look, here's my shpeel on Eleanor
How her and Louis met. Harry introduced them, right? Except her cousin said they were friends before? How can Harry introduce them if they were already friends? That doesn't make sense.
Louis is Harry's best friend. So if he DID introduce them, I would like to think that Harry would introduce his best friend to someone that he trusts enough to be good for them. If this is the case and him and Eleanor are close enough for him to set her up with his best friend, how come they're never together. Ever? How come Harry doesn't follow her on twitter? How come he didn't wish her happy birthday? That doesn't make sense.
Louis likes Eleanor cuz she's like, Louis with boobs, right? You know, fun lovin', spontaneous and all that jazz? But like, I never see her doing anything aside from like, smiling and looking bashful and shit? I don't think I've ever seen her even laugh. Lie, I think I've seen her laugh once. At the VMAs. Talking to Zayn. That doesn't sound fun lovin' to me. Isn't she sposed to be funny and stuff too? Shouldn't spontaneity mean more than just shopping trips and Starbucks runs? That doesn't make sense.
Louis and Eleanor. Starbucks. Louis doesn't like coffee? I know he can get other things like that totally awesome passion fruit tea (WITH APPLE JUICE BASE! Try it. It's awesome) But like, he doesn't? That doesn't make sense.
Louis is sposed to own a house. But Eleanor stays at a hotel when she visits him? That would make sense if he was sharing the house and didn't wanna disrupt his housemates but we're led to believe he live alone? That doesn't make sense.
Not knowing when they started dating or how long they've been dating. Maybe it isn't that big of a deal (weird, but whatever) but like, they don't know. They give like, a three month window for when it couldda happened, right? But then, in the Seventeen interview, he knows he dropped the L bomb 5 months in? But he doesn't know when they started dating or for how long, so how does he know that 5 months later he said I Love You? That doesn't make sense.
The obvious lack of PDA. Actually, I have no issue with this, because like, I hate PDA. It reminds me that I have no one to hold hands with and make out with and quite honestly I don't need to see that. But like, Louis didn't mind showing himself kissing Hannah. And I get that maybe he wants to keep his private life private, but god damn they're the most publicized private couple I ever did see. So that really doesn't make sense.
I mean, nothing against the girl. At all and no one should have anything against her cuz she's done nothing wrong. It's just every time I see her ever, all I can think about is how no matter how I look at anything concerning her I can't make it make sense AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I just really don't like not understanding AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
