but guys: hobbs & shaw superhero au
Luke "The Rock" Hobbs: team captain. enhanced strength and speed. will shove that chair sideways up your candy ass. lots of UST with arch-nemesis The Ghost.
Hattie Shaw, The White Widow: ex-MI6 experiment. enhanced reflexes, agility. submission specialist. will murder you, but softly.
Madame M: weapons and tech expert. badass femme fatale. she will kick your ass, steal your dog, and fuck your girlfriend, and you will thank her for it.
Special Forces Agent Dinkley, a.k.a. Warlock: air support. think Falcon, but shorter. will abra kadabra your ass, bitches. (frequently whines about how Locke stole half his name)
Locke: who the fuck is he? no one knows. showed up one day and started eating out of the fridge. regeneration/healing abilities, but tells everyone his real superpower is Creative Murder. (stole half of Warlock's name but will deny it because lulz).
Magdalene Shaw: HBIC. previously convicted assassin, but now works for the government. Nick Fury, but More Powerful. stole Hattie and Deckard from MI6 because fuck illegal government-sponsered child experimentation.
Brixton Lore: Bad Guy. Eteon's personal cyborg Terminator, will take you out (and not to dinner). eugenics tech-cult figurehead, but works under The Director.
Deckard Shaw, The Ghost: identity unknown to all but Eteon. raised with Hattie as an MI6 experiment, stolen/adopted by Magdalene Shaw, and presumed killed in action by Brixton (but actually captured and Winter Soldier-whammied by Eteon). enhanced strength and agility. weapons and combat specialist. tends to have too much Meaningful Eye Contact with The Rock, which Brixton Does Not Appreciate.
