#sootdan

- “are you a f**ing insect?”

- “today we’re going to be looking at pictures of david.”

- when will says “take that you feminist scum! men are tired of your one sided bullsh*t” in a completely unrelated video

- the “hey will, can you make sure we’re recording?” bit

- any time will tries to get them to calm down and everyone just. screams

- “i’m anti-vax but i did get a vaccine for my h*mos*xuality and it worked.” “No it didn’t!”

- “we love him, our charlie”

- “[helvetica] is a long word, it’s a big boy word. come on, charlie! you can do this!”

- george singing “my colleagues watch these videos, i could get fired from my job”

- “I am ghost sharks” *raucous laughter*

- “I’m Sh*thead and I brought back ~measles~”

- g o o s e b u t t o n

- uncontrollable giggling whenever jack does the toothless cockney cab driver accent

- “good game” handshake line in meetup 2

- david calling jack in the middle of recording

Charlie: You can’t arrest me, I’m allergic to pickles!

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Matt: Henceforth, “yeet.”

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Sorrow: I only know how to spell chateau because of the blackbear song

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Charlie, to the group chat: Metickly Endoosed Comma

George: please stop

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David: I never noticed what kind of teeth chimpanzees have until one was eating my fucking shoe

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Sorrow: Hey, can we go to the gas station for some Pokémon?

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Charlie: Can I ask you a favor?

Will: You want me to hit you in the head?

Charlie: No. Well, you can.

Will:

Charlie: I wouldn’t mind.

Will:

Charlie: It would help.

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Sorrow: Just walk into Lowe’s, “You guys serve French fries?”

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RT: Oops, I did it again. I typed “mass murder.”

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Charlie: I always write in lower caps so that no one thinks I’m yelling.

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Wilbur: Okay, I got a really good post.

David, from the other room: Is it from rumbler!?

Wilbur: Yeah.

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Sorrow, unrelated to anything: Opioid Octupus™️

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Dan: What kind of dog is that?

Charlie: Oh, it’s a Labrador Pizzeria.

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@soothouse-elemental-au!!