Aug 28, 2025
roommate spamton AU where you invite him to live with you but the very first thing he does is try to find something in your house to sell or eat straight from your garbage can
#this is the part where i talk about how i imagine spamton would have issues with eating food normally now after living in the garbage dump#for who knows how long man hes established several other dumpsters he lives in (yucky)#he'd have no problems eating leftovers from the dump because he would be watching those very people eating them and then having it#get thrown away. but getting ACTUAL food???? wow. thats. thats a really big change. thats alot to ask from a guy like him#first u give him a place he can live in without fighting or loosing anything over it#then u give him food?????? hello??????#there HAS to be a catch. there is ALWAYS A CATCH.#but there is none. and hes confused and conflicted about that. he regresses to acting the way he used to because thats how its always worke#out for him. thats his comfort zone. this.. this generosity youre giving him for FREE is- difficult for him to grasp to say the least#ok anyways that waas sprobably OOC BUT SHH OK. I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF HIM#soosh rambles#spamton#spamton g spamton#spamton x reader#spamton g spamton x reader#roommate spamton#<--- making a tag bc i feel like talking about this more eventually
