#soosford

me who always thought soos was hot since gf dropped: we are beings beyond human comprehension

@cantgetworsethanthistbh

LITERALLLYYYYYY you and i Understand. i love me a fat freak nerd (<- is a fat freak nerd)

ALSO. also. while we’re discussing soostan i have to mention. @stanfiction-withsoos and i were talking and. like. soos makes passes/implies attraction to stan while also seeing him as a father figure and he has daddy issues like that man def is into ageplay and really wants stan to be his daddy WJAJSJJS

in particular we were talking about soos growing to see ford in a fatherly light (two of them woaw) and wanting to get daddied-stanwiched super bad . the rollerskating thing oh i KNOW he would go crazynuts over The Green Shorts. plus he DID put that man in a speedo in one of the stanfics like

(Also Ford coming back and their heats lining up and Soos caring for both of them at once would be so 👀👀👀👀👀)

Hai!! :3 did you know you've consumed my every waking thought? I've been thinking abt making more wholesome soosford but healing alpha trauma with the power of an eifel tower with Soos in the middle has not occurred to me and I need to write a fic now

It would also be fun to see in the Timestuck au, though I imagine the rivalry is pretty one-sided

Stan just wants them to get along cause he wants both cookies so effing bad

Ford, 120lbs soaking wet, glasses still taped together from when Crampelter snapped them in half, wearing the same shirt he has for the past week and a half because it's the only "clean" one left, smells like a 7th period computer lab in May: What are your intentions with my brother

Soos: *shrugs*

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Soos doesn't want a fight and he suspects Maybe Ford is a little annoyed with him being around but like. He's carried Robbie by the back of the sweater all the way from the shack to his parents' house because he wasn't leaving Wendy alone. He has experience with teenage twerps. He doesn't even have to do anything because Stanley isn't annoyed and Soos is just kinda ignoring that Ford is challenging him and hoping Ford gives up because it's really starting to hurt Ford's feelings that Soos isn't engaging at all and Soos doesn't know how to help that. He tried asking Mr. Pines for advice but Stanley's a teenager and gets mad at Ford for trying to ruin his relationship so. Awkward.

But yeah Soos tries to see if submitting helps like it did with old Ford except Ford doesn't last very long and tries to pretend he's not overstimulated until Soos rides him so hard he cries (Ford: It's fine I'll make him submit next time [he does not, or the time after, but he does get a really big overstim kink. Whoops])

This is for the best.

Ford isn't good at being dominant because he gets resentful from it, even platonically Ford just isn't good at taking control while also holding respect for the people he's in control of (he thought Stanley was a useless leach in highschool because Stanley followed his lead, he stopped respecting Fiddleford's opinions when Fiddleford became his subordinate, he underestimated Bill's power over him because Bill was His Muse) but Stan is loyal to him and Stan knows better than him (he would have torn his family apart or died between dimensions without him) so he tries to follow Stan's lead because it's more comfortable than following his own

Soos doesn't like some of his alpha symptoms, he doesn't like snapping at people when he's not really angry, so he's kind of been hiding behind Stan for his ruts since he presented. Stan's always taken care of him, given him water and his suit jacket and driven him home while Soos apologized over and over. Following what Stan says is natural to him, Stan knows what to do all he has to do is listen.

(will be perched on ur roof patiently waiting <3 )

See now I have to do it twist my arm (I'm frothing at the mouth)

Mostly objectively, it's less actual attraction and more that the intelligent older gentleman with both experience in his field and a better understanding on mechanics than him that is currently housing, feeding and teaching him likes his brother more than him. He was Pa's favorite now he's a little mopey that he's not also New, Better Pa's™ favorite. He thinks if Soos didn't have an Unfair Bias because he fucks Stan (he fully believes that's what's happening) Soos would stop calling him Other Stan and let him in his sexy murder basement and stop shooting the monsters he lets in the house 😔