My dumb nerdy ass is reading papers for a conference I didn’t even know existed.

I just picture this really dramatic fight scene:  I’m smoking a cigarette. I never smoke. The situation is serious. I make eye contact with someone. They begin to tell me how I’m making a mistake messing with them. I drop my cigarette on the floor. It was barely lit, but my boot smothers it anyway. I put up my fists like a Mortal Kombat character. “Try me, bitch.”

I love my playlist right now :D