#soobvious

Anons, WHY do you need two PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW to show you PDA? What would that do for you? Would it PROVE they’re actually married? The FACT is they ARE married. Cait HERSELF has said so, and Tony McGill has been identified as “her husband” in yesterday’s Oscars’ pics. Married people in their 40s, who’ve been together for over 5 years usually don’t go around slobbering all over each other in public. That doesn’t mean they aren’t all over each other in PRIVATE. Why do I keep having to explain the obvious? Cait and Tony are not characters in a TV show, they’re not puppets, they’re REAL people. They don’t exist FOR YOU, they exist independent of you. Please ask yourselves what is missing from your life that seeing two total strangers hold hands, hug or kiss in public would make you happy. 

As for them not interacting on the red carpet. 1. You only saw tiny glimpses of an entire evening. 2. Cait was WORKING. She has to be professional and not act like a school girl. 3. Cait and Tony’s relationship is REAL. They don’t have to prove anything to anyone. And they’re not trying to SELL anything...the way Sam and Cait are when they are PROMOTING Outlander, and getting PAID to do so. 4. If it makes you feel better, here are two instances from last night that show that Cait and Tony DID indeed interact together. Cait and Tony leaned into each other, smiling widely when the crew from Parasite won one of the awards. And  Cait sweetly put her hand on Tony’s back as they talked to people on the red carpet. 👇

Please, please, please stop trying to make two REAL HUMANS into your play things. 

I’ll be over here...forever explaining the facts of life...