#sonntamz

flavored anything tends to be… weird. imo, literally just mix carbonated water with different juices at home.

*sprinkles a little salt on you* there is nothing more I can do for you child

i honestly cant even really think of anything major to be salty about

in Germany there is this thing called “Apfelschorle” which is carbonated water + apple juice. I personally think it tastes awful, but it’s good replacement for soda. also you may try it with other juices, some of them got to taste good.

I think most canon way to do this is to go without them, get your ass kicked and then go “uhhh, my elf dude? is the offer still on the table? you see, I want to go into this undead infested dungeon and.. wow you are still here and listening? awesome, my kind of guy, and now please go and stand between me and the enemy.”

Actualy pretty much how I am doing this =‘D ‘Jo guys, wanne dig up some bones? K’cool let’s go.’

you literally repeated Durance's arguments, just with less frothing. are you sure you are ok?

WELL she does try her best to die heroically a few days after so no not really

(also, Zahua’s)

that happens like five years after you have mastered the language and then you see it in a post on tumblr and go “do people really call someone that?”

lmaooo yes we do and it’s not even obscene. it would be completely natural to say like “so-and-so is really anal about organizing files” or “god so-and-so is SO anal” 

Wow, thank you for the ask!! I didn’t expect this at all :DAnd I assume it’s for Valentine Fandom Ask Meme:

3. What is the rarest rare pair (that you ship)?Um. Ummmmm... *looks at all the canoes and poorly made rafts of rareships* Where do I even start, my friends. Dragon Age has Zevran/Riordan, where I really need to finish that fanfiction I started two years ago, and Cole/Dorian, and Meredith/Anders; Mass Effect has Jack/Joker; in Uncharted I ship almost everyone... with everyone... errrrrrr... Do you really need me to point out every single rare pair? I can write you an entire list based on my fandoms, but I doubt anyone would be interested in all of them.

21. Favourite thing you’ve ever created for a ship? I am both in love and harbor hatred for comic that I am doing right now, that is partially based on interactions that make two characters into my weird brOTP that so far exists only in my mind. But which I already created? Ficlets for Russian communities, these still are very dear to my heart. 

22. Is there a ship you’ll never admit you have?There was a time when I was like ‘wow this is a sin and I am never showing this to anyone ever’, like it was with my first two conscious gay ships (subconscious gay shipping shipped Sub-Zero and Scorpion like no tomorrow); then it was about that creepy incest ship from book series I was reading when I was 14, and then it was about a foursome in Mass Effect... and then I stopped having shame in shipping. It’s easier to prod me and ask about my fandoms and watch me squirm at points and then admit that it’s either uncomfortable for me/NOTP, or only at that point I realised that I am understanding that it’s something that I wouldn’t admit at first.

Also today I successfully talked myself out of...

maybe… consider talking yourself back into buying it