#sonic-hip-attack

*whispers* I’ve shipped it from day one

You're faster on the uptake than I am.

alienagetherapist replied to your post: So with all the swirling ...

You know, I don’t hate it! I hc Cassandra as more interested in women than men, but I’d ship it. I love “serious person” and “little shit” relationships, and they’ll do good work together, in theory. (in a non-rook world ofc)

I'm not sure they'd go the distance, but while they were together, it'd work. He entertains her at the campfire with stories and nails a rogue hurlock that snuck behind her with a well-placed shot from Bianca. Cassandra's all gruff at first but she softens up as time goes and annoys Varric with affectionate hair-ruffling.

(Rook/Varric/Cassandra OT3?)

cdrlizziebean replied to your post: So with all the swirling ...

I can see it but I ship her with someone else because of the movie xP and it might be a stupid ship but eh I ship it. And Varric/Cassandra would be a cheeky couple…so now I’m a little conflicted. >.<

Grah, I hate Bioware's cross-marketing. In the ME-verse I can get by without the books/comics, but the DA materials lace way more tightly into the main narrative and make writing in the universe without having read/watched them a much trickier proposition. I'll have to watch it eventually.

lana replied to your post: So with all the swirling ...

yESS but my heart also aches for leliana/cassandra and scenes of them giggling about shoes while drenched in the blood of their enemies

i love you so much and feel this pain so deeply. anything flying and dangerous looking = nope

Bees, wasps, hornets, any bugs with really skinny sections between bulbous body parts that could be mistaken for wasps.

No no no no nO

i had a huge crush on cartoon Beetlejuice when i was a kid. /confession

Oh no xD

actually he doesn't say it, he just applies for a job at the woman's dog kennel service

~*~*~drama~*~*~

at least the doggies are cute and aren't bad actors

sometimesmyhipslie replied to your post:“emphasisonthehomo replied to your post: emphasisonthehomo replied to...”

I SAW THAT MOVIE IN THEATERS, it was terrible

it is proving itself to be quite bad so far!

emphasisonthehomo replied to your post:“So he picks up a photograph of an American girl on some street corner...”

????? why is there a photo of some American girl in Iraq?????

Subtext says because dead husband.

Movie hasn't told us yet. Movie probably thinks that's a big twist.

nega-kerrigan

She is probably very, very turquoise and hates pizza.

sonic-hip-attack replied to your post:“All this talk of opposite genders is making me wonder what opposite...”

Why are you telling me such terrifying stories so early in the morning, love? /snuggles to the real Kerrigan/

sonic-hip-attack replied to your post:“moodymarshmallow replied to your post:“sonic-hip-attack replied to...”

...okay am I being egotistical or did you just use my OC as a verb for making a DA:O character to ship with a DA2 character :O

I know ;_____; I am a sad. just, fucking krissi. EVERYONE HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL. And Bri’s parting words ;_; “Be nice.”

fucking right? ugh. Krissi. not even once.

RACHEL YOU ARE SO FAST HOLY SHIT AHAHA.