Sonar Romantic Headcanons!
- Having a significant other is something new to him. Dont get me wrong, he DID get bitches, just not permanent ones.
- I feel like once you start dating him he would make you your own Bitcoin account (I never tried bitcoin and have no idea how it works so pls bear w me). He would explain you everything and when the best time periods are to invest. And the first Bitcoin he invested in for you was ... Screech Coin?
- "Is that your own bitcoin? π€¨" "Yeah π¦π"
- He LOVES snorting coke off of you. Doesnt matter what body part, he just loves to snort coke off you. But his favorite spots are thighs (bonus points if jiggly and thick), boobs (if you have any - the bigger the better [also loves jiggle physics on bigger boobs {me}]) and your ass.
- I feel like he isnt as romantic as everyone thinks he is. Yet he would still make the effort to make you feel loved and special. A date night would look more like this:
- He invites you over to his place (dont worry, he told Mal to come home super late). Then you guys will order some DoorDash. Whatever youre in the mood for because there is no way he will let you pay even ONE cent.
- After dinner yall would just chill. If you are a stoner yall will spend the entire evening smoking and talking (my favorite activity lowk). If you dont smoke he will watch a movie of your choice with you while sitting on the sofa being really close but still keeping a RESPECTABLE distance.
- Once the rest of the Z Team starts to notice yall are dating there are mixed reactions:
- Punch Up would congratulate Sonar on bagging a baddie. Mal and Prism are happy for the both of you, Mal also feels like you are a good influence for him (or are you?).
- Visi doesnt really care but would say something to you like "Heard you and the bat boy are together. Good luck with that."
- Flambae just shrugs as Sonar tells him he finally got someone. "I am so happy for you. Finally someone to help you wipe your butt-" He chuckles but Sonar didnt like that and screeches at him.
- Golem, Coop and Waterboy would congratulate on that but thats it. They dont really got anything to say. Well, Waterboy did get you a basked full of melons for your 'happy incident'.
- "H-Here are s-some- fruity ref-freshings! Congrats... buddy..? ππ«"
- "Oh wow, thank you. I havent had watermelon in quite a while. π―π"
- "Babe, is this guy hitting on you?? π¦π "
- "What- I-I would nev-never-!! π«πͺ"
- He loves sleeping with you. He likes to bury his furry head between your boobs (if you have any). If you arent gifted with some melons he will just use your ass as a pillow. Doesnt matter if his head is between ur tits or ass he will definitely squish squish.
- Do you like his megabat form? Because I do. One time his megabat form triggered like ten minutes before work ended. Sonar didnt mind though and picked you up. He put you on his back telling you "Hold on tight, spidermonkey." (istg i feel like h would DEFINITELY say something like that, dont even try to argue me on that) before swinging his massive wings and flying up into the sky.
- LOOK AT HIS BIG BIG EARS.
- I WANNA PET HIS EARS.
- I NEED TO PRESS KISSES TO HIS EARS.
- Imagine: Yall are cuddled up on his bed while listening to some chill music (I headcanon he listens to stuff like Kid Cudi, Gorillaz, MF Doom, Jack Stauber, Tame Impala, etc.). Lets say his head is on your chest and his ears brush against your chin. You giggle softly before reaching out and starting to massage / scratch / pet his ears. He immediately starts to purr and buries his face more into your chest.
- "God.. Dont stop.. This feels soooo fucking good.", he says in a groggy voice closing his eyes.
- "Aww, arent you the goodest boy alive? My cute widdle bat boy. ππ₯°"
- "S-say that again... I mean- I most definitely am.. your widdle bat boy.. π¦π"
- Well, I'll be- He has a praise kink. And youre the only one who knows what to say to get him ... going *wink wink*
Hey. I am back again. I still love Sonar very much but there barely are any gifs of him ππ Thats torture!!!!
@asirentail
@melodybaumker
i saw yalls posts abt how the dispatch fandom is dying. i am so sad too AND IT HAPPENED SO QUICK TOO???? But i love Sonar so i thought why do i not write something instead of waiting for others to write it first? so i hope yall like that and imma tell u that the fandom hasnt died BECAUSE I AM STILL ALIVE











