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We now return to The irregularly unscheduled Somp's, as we rember a classic episode from the so-called Goldeen Era of the show, as best as I and my team of sompso-archaeologists can recall it. This episode touched on a topic that historians believe was foremost in the minds of many Americans at the time: The concerns around the rise of the Charles Entertainment Cheese cabaret theater and its use of artificially intelligent musical performers, while actual musicians, such as Sting, were struggling to find work. Even though such concerns have been safely laid to rest for many decades now, I have done my best to reconstruct how this contentious issue was referenced in the episode while avoiding digging up unnecessary controversy.

As readers who have the same degree of photographic memory as I do can attest, Pelma and Satty's hairstyles changed in this episode, but were quickly changed back to their iconic look. We can only speculate what daring artistic decisions influenced this, and what hapless designers were fired for being so daring. Nonetheless, Martindoza, daringly introduced in this episode, became a regular character, proving the importance of the episode "Saturdozaaaaaaa" in Somp's history.

Also, I'd like to announce that I have successfully sold ownership of The Somp's to Disney Entertainment Industries Incorporated Corp, but rest assured I am still in creative control and am rembering The Somp's without making any alterations to how they were originally aired, as you can see. However, this new lucrative business arrangement technically classifies The Somp's as a news source, so certain episodes may no longer be available to Australian or Canadian Facebook users. Thank you for your patience.

Rember when The Somp's predicted pandemics and civil unrest? I know I do, with perfect clarity! Come to think of it, I really don't know why people go looking for clues about the future hidden in religious texts and corporate logos when it's all there in The Somp's! This episode of The Somp's, "Morg Escapes from Jail" even predicted this 4-panel comic that I just made!

Rember when Hormer's friend Āpülius got retired for being naughty? What a memorable and prototypically "1990s" episode of The Somp's "The Āpü and Hormer Show" was. I easily recall every detail, all of which I incorporate into these four humble yet accurate panels for your perusal - even the character palette error in panel 3, one of many memorable character model blunders that plagued the early episodes' production.

This episode - "My Three Guns" - is highly memorable because it was re-run quite often due to its topicalness. And even today we can still learn some important wisdom about eating irregular cookies despite what the King of England thinks about them. After all, what's a King to a Senator?

This unforgettable episode taught us that old kooks may be brimming with highly dubious tales, but they're also brimming with a lifetime of cunning that's not to be underestimated, experience that's also not to be underestimated, and selfishly hoarded wealth that must be reclaimed for the good of the economy! That's a lot of things to brim with if you think about it. "Grandfather Orb and the Treasure of the Hellfish Bananas" was the episode's name.

Now, I may not remember much of this episode, but I am 100% sure that all of the themes and issues I've represented here are what the original episode depicted. (Seriously.) It was considered a very wholesome and heartwarming episode at the time, at least by '90s kids, who have since all grown up to be wholesome adults.

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