#somewhatinvisible

Felicity munched on her Swedish meatballs as she walked through the aisles.  “Oh, look, these utensils are called Grunka!  Like in the Chuck episode.  Remember that, Oliver?”  

“Mmm-hmm,” he said.  Which was his distracted “Mmm-hmm,” with a dash of worry.  Which was a combo she hadn’t heard before, so her curiosity was piqued even more than normal.

“Are you okay?” she asked, eyeing him.  

“What?  Oh, I’m fine,” Oliver said, pushing the cart.  He picked up a set of mixing bowls and put them in the cart, which made her eyebrows go up.  Because they were the same set of mixing bowls they already had.

She moved around to stand in front of the cart, and Oliver was still so distracted that he pushed the cart right into her.  “Owwwwww!”

That seemed to snap Oliver out of whatever he was in.  “Felicity!  Oh, God, I’m so sorry,” he said, moving over to her.  

“Oliver, what is with you?” she asked, still rubbing her foot as she looked at him.  “You’ve been out of it all day.”  

He looked at her for a long moment, then sighed.  “I know.  I’m sorry.  I was thinking a lot about tonight.  Planning . . . something.”

When that was all he said, Felicity said slowly, “Planning something?  What are you planning?”

His skin flushed, which made Felicity stop being curious and start getting worried.  Oliver never blushed.  

Then, to her surprise, he sighed and . . . kneeled in front of her?

“Felicity Smoak, I love you,” he said, gazing up at her and making her lift her hands to her mouth to hold back the stream of babble that wanted to break free of her lips.  

Especially when he brought a small, black velvet box out of the pocket of his pants.  

“We’ve been lucky enough to get a second chance,” Oliver said softly.  “Will you give me a second chance at being the happiest man on earth?”

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: Barry 100%

likes to watch reality tv: Barry, but Oliver secretly likes cooking competitions like MasterChef or Hell’s Kitchen. 

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Barry

is the jealous / protective one: Oliverrr. Don’t touch his puppy, man.

goes all out on the holidays: Barry

cries over books: Both

is terrible with kids: I wouldn’t say terrible, but I feel like Barry would be the one that gets puked on after the kid has been crying for a solid thirty minutes straight. “Why doesn’t she like me????” “Maybe its your cologne. You know not all ladies like that kind of thing.” “That’s not funny.” “It’s a little funny.” 

drinks too much caffeine: Barry. He’s such a spazz. 

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: Again Barry. 

never wears matching socks: Barry

punches a tree when they’re angry: more like shoots it with a few arrows... (Obviously Oliver) But Barry’s the one that uses phrases like “i’m so mad i could punch a bee” and Oliver’s just like “.... punch a bee... aren’t you alergic?” “THAT IS NOT THE POINT, OLLIE.” 

gets scared by the toaster: Barry

(hi i love u too)

Oliver Queen is a Slytherin: 

Cunning

Ambitious

Resourcefulness

Adaptability 

Master of self-preservation (particularly good at surviving abuse)

NOT ALL SLYTHERINS ARE EVIL

Passionate about taking care of their own.

Felicity Smoak is a Ravenclaw: 

Intelligence / Wit / Wisdom

Creativity

Originality 

Individuality

Bravery (Luna Lovegood and Cho Chang were brave as hell ok)

Could be considered the most tolerant house. They accept the things about others that would be thought of as weird.

They’re also known to be fairly quirky. 

Bonus HP Headcanons: 

Pure-blood Oliver (who is very protective of his puff sister)

Half-Blood Felicity (Noah the wizard and Donna the muggle)

Oliver a star quidditch player

Felicity thinks sports are boring and instead tries to teach other students about the internet

FELICITY TRYING TO TEACH OLIVER ABOUT MUGGLE THINGS ONLY FOR HIM TO DISCOVER BASEBALL cue loud groaning from Felicity because oF ALL THE THINGS OLIVER

ok i’m done

I honestly hate my brain at times. You all have seen the product of my brain at times. And I do think it’ll be more of a guilt trip or a power move. Cos it doesn’t go that deep for him. And she’s in 5x15 holding a notebook somehow???

lmao.

hmmm maybe she didn’t get her job back.... but is trying to prove herself? Because I don’t see how she would have been able to get back in her boss’ good graces so easily. 

I'm nauseated too, man. And I hate my brain for it. But I was legit sleep deprived all week and laid awake at night thinking about stuff and eventually arrow makes its way in here.

Your brain is mean. 

I do have to say that I don’t think Oliver reciprocates those deeper feelings. I mean he doesn’t even trust her enough to share some of the darker parts of himself. He won’t tell her that he’s GA when she outright asks him. On top of that she’s literally showed her true colors and the ugliness that hides beneath. 

“Without trust, there can be no love.” 

I was randomly watching Olicity scenes on Netflix. And then I accidentally clicked Arrow instead of the show I wanted to watch. Then the end of 4x09 started to play and I actually screamed. Into an empty dorm room. No joke.

I mean, same. I don’t think I can handle another Olicity limo scene. 4x09 still traumatizes me.