dave strider
Why I like themHe's one of those characters who puts up a front and I really like layered characters. Also he's funny and his raps suck.Ā
Why I donātI don't have any reason not to like Dave..Ā
Favorite episode (scene if movie)Probably when he had Jade's dreambot hit her.Ā
Favorite season/movie????Ā
Favorite lineĀ TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttockĀ TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam nosesĀ TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis hereĀ TG: likeĀ TG: the proboscalypse i guessĀ Ā
Favorite outfitAces suit.Ā
OTPDaveRose.Ā
BrotpJohn and Dave.Ā
Head CanonHe's got a really small dick.Ā
Unpopular opinionHe's not a catboy...Ā
A wishThat he and Roxy get along.Ā
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happenDON'T DIE I KNOW HE'S GONNA DIE BUT I DON'T WANT DAVE DEAD OK.Ā
5 words to best describe themInsecure, knightly, Oedipus, complex, incestĀ
My nickname for themThat guy with the small dick who fucks his sister.Ā
