#sometimeserious

This story is heavily inspired by Ssec: and takes place in the pc storage system. Also the Eevee’s are bipedal and can stand on both four and two legs.

this is not quite a prologue, but a character introduction.

Episode 0: Adventure!

A yawn is heard. A young Eevee blinks. Once, twice, trice. Then he rubs the sleep from his eyes. Vee groans and rolls off the bed.

“Ouch!”

*Cue image of Vee facedown on the floor.

“Damn it…”

Vee’s bedroom is simple, a bed, some random trinkets on a shelf. And a motivational poster of three Jolteons posing and a quote that reads “Adventure begins in the sky!”

Vee pushes himself off the floors and rubs his eyes. “Adventure…” he mumbles.

Vee’s fists tighten as he looks up and yells “Adventure!”

“I’ve got it! I’ll go ask around to see if anyone has some adventure ideas!” Vee completely forgets his sleepiness. Vee bolts out the open bedroom door and darts into the hallways.

Vee rushes past a few random Eevee’s, one of them wearing a bandana.

Vee catches a glimpse of Dusk shoving his face full of Cheeto puffs but Vee doesn’t stop to say hi.

All Dusk can mutter before Vee goes out of sight again is “Hmm?” Dusk shrugs and puts his paw back in the bag.

Vee pants as he runs through the hallways, but he’s almost reached his goal. The living room!

Episode 0.1: Dibs

Luna the Glaceon is sitting on the blue coach half asleep. She mumbles “not another one” before snapping awake at Vee’s footsteps.

Luna opens her eyes to find Vee inches away from her face.

”Hi Luna!” Chirps Vee.

Luna immediately shoves Vee away.

“Get away from me you monster!”

Vee’s smile fades, he raises a finger to speak but… he can’t think of anything to say.

“Luna? Are you okay?”

Luna’s eyesight clears and she realizes she’s starting at Vee.

“Sorry Ned, or Vee, or whoever you are… I had I nightmare.” says Luna.

“Who even is Ned?” Vee tilts his head.

“Not important.” Luna goes to stand up but pauses and asks. “By the way, is Dusk doing his job?”

“What job?” Vee asks innocently. “I’m pretty sure I saw Dusk shoving his face full of cheetos or something.”

“Dusk…” Luna’s eyes narrow, and a glint can been seen in the light. Luna turns to the hallway and looks back at Vee. “He should have learned his lesson the first time.”

Vee takes a step back. “What lesson? Dusk isn’t THAT lazy.”

Luna smiles menacingly and says “He should have learned not to eat the last cheeto puffs.”

Vee’s ears droop. “The… cheeto puffs?”

Luna puts one foot through the doorframe and says “I called dibs.”

Luna steps out the living room.

Vee looks around the empty living room. Says “Okay then.” and pretends that never happened.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <— epik diy divider bar patent pending trademark @eethevee totally original shut up.

Episode 0.2: Uh oh spaghetti O’s (or lack thereof)

Vee remains standing in the living room for a while.

Vee thinks about warning Dusk, but decides not to get clobbered by Luna today.

“I wonder what Flare is up to?” Vee muses briefly.

Vee doesn’t waste anytime and takes a few steps towards the hallway doors.

Suddenly Magenta the purple eyed Leafeon bursts in through the other entrance to the living room.

Vee’s ears perk up. “Eeeeh!” Vee puts a paw on his chest in shock.

“Magenta, please don’t scare me like that!”

Magenta yells “Vee! Where the hell is Luna! It’s an emergency!”

Vee looks around confused. “Luna is… occupied.”

Magenta sighs. “It’s Dusk eating the cheeto puffs again, isn’t it?”

Vee also sighs. “No comment.”

Magenta looks around the room nervously.“When do you think Luna will be back?”

“Probably not for a while.” says Vee. “Whats so important anyways?”

Magenta takes a deep breath. “We. Are. Out. Of. Baguettes.”

Vee blinks. “Baguettes?” Vee blinks again. “That’s it?”

Magenta puts a paw behind her head nervously. “Weeeeeeeellll… not just baguettes. More like…”

“More like what?” says Vee.

“More like the entire kitchen has been raided.” Magenta finishes.

“Wait… the ENTIRE KITCHEN. H-how did they even pull that off?” Vee stammers.

Magenta says “I don’t know… but no one knows who did it. I don’t think it was Dusk either.”

Vee tries to keep a straight face, but cracks a smile and stifles a laugh.

Magenta asks “Vee, are you okay?”

Vee can’t hold back anymore and bursts into laughter. “The entire kitchen! That’s hilarious!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Episode 0.3: Yes, the entire kitchen.

Brace yourself guys, we’re introducing lots of background and side Eevee’s. They totally won’t have any importance later. *Winks at you twenty times.*

Cue Vee, Magenta, Luna and a beaten up looking Dusk with Cheeto dust all over his paws are standing in the kitchen.

There is a small crowd of Eevee’s, mostly laughing and joking around.

A medium sized Eevee named Patch with a heart shaped mark on her forehead is chatting with a sleek and fast looking Eevee named Zip, who has a lighting bolt on his back.

Patch looks around the crowded room and asks “Zip, did some actually steal ALL the food from the kitchen?”

“Looks like it Patch. I’m impressed.” says Zip.

“Impressed?” Patch whines. “But I’m hungry noooow!!!!”

Zip looks irritated “Do you really think you’re the only one who’s hungry Patch?”

“I don’t care! I’m hungry!” whines patch.

Zip pulls out a bag of potato chips. “Fine, eat these.” and give’s them to Patch.

”Yippee!” Chirps patch.

Meanwhile all the aforementioned Eeveelutions standing around the kitchen are now arguing with random Eevee’s.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Episode 0.4: Meet… the troll! (And the whimp)

imagine tf2 music when you read read the episode name by the way. Elsewhere…

???: “I’ve done it…”

And now back to your regularly scheduled episode.

A few hours have passed since last episode, the kitchen was restocked and the Eevee’s have been fed. Also there’s a random Eevee that no one knows the name of guarding the food like a hawk. Anyone who tries to ask gets snarled at. Said Eevee has a streak of red paint across his/her face.

Time to introduce more main characters!

Meet the most evil Espeon known to Eeveekind… Psy! Likes: Trolling, Flare.

Dislikes: Luna.

And now meet the most whimpy Flareon also known to Eeveekind… Flare!

Likes: Psy.

Dislikes: Everything.

Flare sits alone in the Eevee’s common room, a well lit space made up of several rooms with the doors removed. Wooden flooring and drywall.

Flare walks around trying to start a conversation. “H-hello?”

Suddenly a tough looking Eevee with a few scars shoves Flare.

“How come you got to evolve when no one else did?”

“W-what?” Flare stammers.

“You’re a Flareon, that means you used a fire stone. How come YOU got to evolve when you’re so wimpy and pathetic. It should have been me, NOT you.”

“I-I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to evolve on purpose. Really, I mean it.” Flare quivers on the ground.

“Sorry isn’t good enough. I, Terrin, should have found that firestone first.” Terrin scoffs and walks away.

Right as Flare begins to pick himself up, a purple paw emerges from the crowd.

“God, that was pathetic.” the unknown Eevee says.

Flares eyes narrow. Now he can see who it is, some sort of Espeon. The Espeon grabs Flare’s paw and pulls him up.

Flare mumbles ”T-thanks.”

“No problem, my name is Psy by the way. And don’t worry, that eevee will be taken care of.”

“T-taken care of? What do you mean?” Flare stammers.

“What I mean is…

Cut to Terrin from earlier clutching his head.

All Terrin can hear is It’s Raining Taco’s is playing on loop inside his head.

Terrin’s paws reach for the ceiling and he yells “No… No! Noooooooooooooooooo!”

“The worst punishment imaginable.” Psy continues.

So basically Psy is a big troll but has a soft spot for Flare. Probably so she can justify some of her trolling.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Episode 0.5: Friends.

Flare, Vee, and Magenta are sitting on the blue couch together. Magenta looks left and right nervously. “Magenta, everything all right?” asks Flare.

Magenta jolts forward “Of course!”

Vee’s ears perk up. Vee turns his head to Magenta. “Are you sure? You sound really nervous.”

Magenta rubs the back of her head nervously. “Yeah, it’s just… I’ve never had friends before. I’m worried I’ll mess up.”

Vee tilts his head. “Mess up?”

Magenta rubs her arms and says “I just don’t know how to be a good friend…”

Flare crawls to Magenta from across the other end of the couch, pushing Vee out of the way by accident. “Ow Flare! Watch it!”

Flare looks back at Vee over his shoulder. “Sorry Vee!” Before continuing crawling across the couch. Flare snuggles up against Magenta. “This better?”

Magenta blushes. “A little bit.”

Vee smiles and looks up at the ceiling. “I think I like it here.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Episode 0.6: Fish

Vee walks around the Eevee common room, looking for some new friends, but a playful looking Vaporeon catches his eye.

The Vaporeon notices Vee and slowly turns towards him.

Vee’s ears twitch. “H-hi?”

The Vaporeon doesn’t respond. His tail raises in the air, and he gets in a position ready to pounce.

The Vaporeon suddenly leaps foward and tackles Vee. He stands proudly on Vee’s chest.“I’veeeee got you!”

Vee blinks for a second. Then Vee smiles “Ha… ha. Ha ha hahahahaha! You’ve got me!” Vee giggles.

The Vaporeon grins. “I know! I know! My name is Crystal! What’s your name?”

Vee’s smile grows wider. “My name is Vee.”

Crystal snuggles into Vee’s chest. “Please Vee please! Can we be friends? You’re so much fun!”

Vee rolls out from underneath Crystal. “I was thinking the same thing!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Episode 0.7: Memories

“Where am I?”

“Oh yeah… I remember.”

“I nearly forgot.”

“But still.”

“It feels like I’m forgetting something.”

“But what?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Episode 0.8: Poster shot

Vee’s in his room struggling to reach his Jolteon poster. He accidentally left his door open.

Vee stands as tall as he can, reaching for the poster. “Come on! Hmpf!”

Vee hears footsteps down the hallway.

“Hello? Can anyone help me?”

A tall, confident looking Jolteon enters Vee’s room.

Vee’s eyes sparkle, he’s never actually seen a real Jolteon before.

Jolteon smiles proudly. “The name’s Volt! Need some help with that poster?”

Vee snaps back into reality. “Y-yes please! I just can’t reach it!”

Volt walks to the poster and poses dramatically.

Volt flashes a quick smile. “Nice choice of a poster little Eevee!”

“My name is Vee!” Vee smiles. “And thank you! Luna gave it to me as a souvenir from when she went to visit the wind cla-” Volt suddenly cuts Vee off.

Volt rubs his chin. “The wind clan? Huh, I’ve never seen Luna go out before.”

Volt flashes yet another smile and says “Well, I guess I’ll see you around Vee!” and heads out the doorframe.

Vee smiles and tilts his head “Bye Volt.”

Suddenly Vee’s ears perk up. “Wait a minute, you forgot to take down the poster!” and he runs after Volt.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Episode 0.9: Feelers (haha get it? Sylveons have feelers? Yeah I’ll shut up now.)

Ribbons the Sylveon is taking a nap in the Eevee common area. With several younger Eevee’s cuddled up around herself.

Ribbons yawns and stretches her ribbon feelers in the air. *Yawns.* “Good morning!”

The Eevee’s stir, yawning and stretching. “Hi Ribbons!” says one of them.

Ribbons is well loved by the Eevee kits, often taking care of them.

One of the kits opens her eyes groans cutely.

The same kit whines, “Please… just five more minutes.”

Ribbons giggles. “Sorry, but I warned you that Luna asked me to investigate who stole the food from the kitchen, remember?”

Another one of the Eevee kits rolls over and covers his eyes with a paw. “But how come YOU have to do it? Why can’t Dusk or Volt do it?”

Ribbons smiles patiently. “Because it’s my turn to handle an incident. They both handled the last one.”

The last Eevee kit giggles. “The one where Flare got himself stuck on the roof?”

Ribbons giggles warmly to herself. “Yes. That one.”

Ribbons give’s all the kits a moment to get up before moving.

Ribbons goes to stand up, but one of the kits grabs her left foot. “All right you guys, I really have to go now.”

The kit slowly loosens his grip on Ribbons foot and Ribbons take the chance to pull free from his paw.

Ribbons smiles again and says “Don’t worry guys, I’ll be back!” Ribbons doesn’t waste much time in walking to the hallway, but she looks back over her shoulder at the tiny kits with a pang of guilt.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aaaaaaannnnnnnnddd that wraps up the pilot! Sorry if episode 0.9 was a little worse for wear, but I was excited to wrap this one up!

The main 9 (Vee, Dusk, Luna, Flare, Volt, Magenta, Psy, Crystal and Ribbons) have been introduced briefly.

Next is Episode one, with lots of plot points and an objective: Find out who raided the kitchen! (Lets be real it was probably Dusk)

Episode 1 will be in a separate blog post @eethevee.