#someonefckinghasto

Jasper hissed slightly in pain as the other touched a particular sensitive part. He nearly withdrew his arm from David but managed not too. He merely flexed his hand in pain as he grit his teeth as he forced himself to relax. “…careful Davey… it’s still tender.”

Cue upset groaning and leg-hugging. “It’s okay, I'll just keep my eyes closed ‘till it’s over. Wouldn’t want anyone else worrying about me, y’know?”

M!A: Unpure 2/10

“How did Davey get hit  by a bus and live?!”

“We finished parents day though!!! Preston managed to start his play again, after he scrubbed the heck out of the stage, and even me and Neil went up! Neil’s act was super awkward though. I was gonna show everyone how I taught myself to fly a plane, but I just went with a bunch of nature stuff.”

Forests had always been some of the best places to go on walks, what with the fresh air, the beautiful trees, and most importantly the delightful smells that accompanied nature. Not to mention being able to get away from the noise of the city life that occasionally got on ones nerves. Finding a cool campground in the middle of said woods? Now that just makes a day even better. The place looked rather nice, with its typical wooden cabins and tepees, and a tall flagpole as the centerpiece. A typical campground, but sometimes regularity is nice. Mr. Peanutbutter figured he should look around for someone to ask if it was alright to sit and rest for a bit.

“Perfect! How exactly do I apply, then?”

   “So when you and Gwen get married, can I be the flower girl? I wanna throw roses at people! Those thorns hurt!”