Very gay texts for gay muses
[Text] Pride flags are on sale. Want one? They have all of them here.
[Text] How on earth did I ever think I was straight?
[Text] When you walk into a club and realise you’re definitely bi/pan
[Text] I had to pretend I was interested in boys/girls. It was horrible
[Text] I think that picture made me straight
[Text] My mum still thinks I’m straight
[Text] Have you seen the rainbow? The sky is gay
[Text] Where’s my cute girlfriend/boyfriend?
[Text] Yeah still gay
[Text] I was actually just told I’m “too cute to be gay”
[Text] Gay update: I’ve got a date next week. With a hot girl/guy!
[Text] Straight people will never understand the feeling of seeing a hot person and sighing to yourself because you’re so predictably gay














