#some-aus

I really want to adopt a baby, but adoption agencies look more favourably on couples. Please pretend to be my partner/spouse so I can have a baby.

Because of quarantine we haven't seen each other in a while, so we've been sending Uber Eats to each other's houses. But they don't have my cultural cuisine where you live, so I'm teaching how to make things over Zoom.

I just said "Careful, you're hot." Instead of "Careful, it's hot." Bury me now.

You’re the photographer at my first shoot and your snarky running commentary keeps making me laugh as I model. The only problem is that it’s a really serious shoot for a counselling service where I’m supposed to be a recovering patient. Please don’t make me lose this gig.

The lecture got cancelled, so it's just you and me in the empty lecture hall watching the new Game of Thrones on the projector

I'm lost in a foreign country where I don't speak the language. You happen to speak my language and help me find my destination. Later I find your contact details on my map with a message to ask you if I get lost again.

Your friends measure how much you like the food at a certain place by whether or not you say you say you'll take me there at the end of the meal. They know it's especially good if you mention bringing me there to eat for my birthday.