#soley

Killed Someone Under Orders (first and last person he killed as a human)

Had Someone Killed On Their Orders (some could argue that any deaths due to summer heat is on his orders but he says fuck off so)

Killed Someone In Self Defense

Spared Someone's Life (a mistake he thought he could get away with)

Invented Something

Been Hungover (you'd think that god livers work better than human ones. and yet.)

Kissed Someone

Slow-Danced

Been In A Long-Term Relationship

Had Sex

Had Sex And Regretted It (being able to sleep with whoever he wanted made him realize Real fast how many people fucking sucked at it actually)

Had A One Night Stand

Experimented With Their Sexuality

Had A Kid

Adopted A Kid

Wanted To Have A Family With Someone (he was a bit of a romantic before he became a god)

Done Something On Impulse They Regretted (SO many lmfao)

Gone Traveling

Had A Bounty Put On Them (the consequences of the aforementioned mistake)

Eaten An Insect

Been Groped By A Stranger

Been Groped By Someone They Know

Been Dumped

Dumped Someone

Smoked

Gotten High

Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks (whore.)

Put Someone In A Headlock

Won a Bet

Lost a Bet

Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them

Indulged In Petty Revenge

Hallucinated

Has A Noticeable Physical Defect

Gotten A Noticeable Scar (none anymore though)

Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury (permanent is never permanent when you're a god)

Kneed Someone In The Groin

Had An Unattainable Crush (he's very charming)

Laughed Themselves To The Point Of Tears (both in the funny way and the sad way)

Been Kidnapped (multiple times. that's what you get when you choose to fuck around in human business, soley)

Been Sexually Assaulted

Been Brainwashed/Hypnotized

Had A Recurring Nightmare

Been Bullied (as a kid. soley bit them. they stopped.)

Bullied Someone

Experienced Survivor's Guilt

Been Tied/Chained Up (for all sorts of different reasons)

Given Someone A Massage

Received A Massage

Been Backed Up Against A Wall

Shot Someone

Stabbed Someone

Saved Someone's Life (the decision that made him a god in the first place)

Cheated On Someone

Been Cheated On

Been In An Open Relationship

Had A Friendship With Benefits

Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship

Had A Stalker

Been Betrayed

Been A Traitor ( :) )

Been Possessed

Been In A Bar Fight

Been Thrown Out Of A Bar

Been Arrested (never for long)

Broken Out Of Jail (see above)

Been To A Funeral

Been To A Brothel

Had Surgery (too poor as a human, not needed as a god)

Broken Someone's Trust

Broken Someone's Heart (a lot, but the only one that mattered to him was his friends)

Had Their Heart Broken (the aforementioned friend. never did recover from that)

Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger

Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite

Gotten A Piercing

Gotten A Tattoo

Used A Fake Name (never really questioned back where he worked. besides, he didn't want to incriminate his family)

Been Beaten Up

Been Tortured/Tortured Others

Been Abused

Been Blackmailed

Gotten Away With A Crime

Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed

Shared A Bed Platonically (slept with a lot of his younger siblings when they were scared or just wanted to cuddle)

Been In Love (at least once. don't know the details though)

Suffered From Sleep Paralysis

Been Forced To Flee Their Home

Learned A New Language

Joined A Rebellion

Fought On The Losing Side Of A War

Fought On The Winning Side Of A War

Become A Godparent