#soldiernothing

as a partially willing supervisor to this crime, i just want to commend you: you've done great(???..) work out there this week, soldier, and you'll be getting a shift in units. we aren't proud enough to give you a promotion but we are gonna jostle you around a bit. nothing better, just a change of ecosystem. and hey, if that isn't good enough, why don't we give you a platoon of fresh-faced cadets to whip into shape! don't worry about where we're putting them on the battlefield,