HEY LUKA HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN OVER HERE
BRAIN: HEY LUKA WAKE UP
BRAIN: I JUST THOUGHT OF A REALLY COOL IDEA FOR A FANFIC
LUKA: nope i'm working on my comic i think i'm finally getting past this rough patch and i really need to focus right now
BRAIN: NO BUT LISTEN WHAT IF SOLLUX IS BLIND AND HE MEETS DAVE AND JADE IN A PARK AND THEY FALL IN DISTURBING BLACKREDPALE LOVE
LUKA: yes that's really cool but one i don't like romance and two i have work to d--
BRAIN: ALSO WHAT IF MITUNA AND LATULA ARE BOTH BADASS COMBAT VETERANS
LUKA: stop this is really distracting
BRAIN: MITUNA SAVED A BUNCH OF CIVILIANS FROM PSYCHO RAMPAGING KURLOZ SO NOW HE IS THIS TOTALLY DECORATED WAR HERO
LUKA: oh that sounds like it would be
LUKA: no wait dammit i just told you i was busy also why suddenly het everywhere
BRAIN: OK BUT WHAT IF THE PRESIDENT MET WITH MITUNA TO PERSONALLY CONVEY HIS THANKS FOR STOPPING THE MASSACRE AND WAS ASSURED THAT HE HAD A RIGHTEOUTH ATH ALTHOUGH NOT ATH NITHE ATH THE LATHT PRETHIDONKADONK
LUKA: shut up brain
BRAIN: WHAT IF CRONUS STARTS SHOWING UP
BRAIN: THAT COULD GET KIND OF DARK DUDE I DUNNO IF YOU'RE UP FOR WRITING BULLYING I MEAN YOU ARE PRETTY BUSY THESE DAYS
LUKA: shut up brain shut up brain
BRAIN: LATULA VERSUS CRONUS WOULD BE SO INTENSE
LUKA: ...
LUKA: i'm going back to bed
