#solarmaid

I hope you don’t mindthat, for the sake of clarity and brevity, I’ll refer to your Witch of Heartand/or Sylph of Breath girlfriend as WHSB when appropriate. Hope she figuresherself out soon!

No matter how much theMaid of Light will deny it in polite company, she has totally teased her girlfriendabout her fashion sense at least a dozen times. I mean, don’t get me wrong, weall crave a little grandmacore in our lives, but it’s also something adorablyeasy to make fun of. I’m pretty sure your Light player has asked her WHSBlover, “Got any hard candy in that purse of yours? I’m starving,” or quipped, “Allyou have to do is apply eau de mothball andyou’re officially 80 years old.” Our indecisive friend here thinks it’s prettyfunny, especially if she tries to go a little too far with the joke. Your Maidof Light had to stop her girlfriend from purposely making terrible fruitcakeonce, because the WHSB claimed she, “wanted to get into the American Grandma Christmasspirit®” and this seemed to be an easy way to do it. In any case, all theknitted shawls and scarves make her extra soft to cuddle, which is a greatbonus!

When the Maid of Lightis not busy thinking of cute things to make fun of her girlfriend for, shethinks of cute things to do for her girlfriend. She might dedicate an entireart book to drawings of her girlfriend in various poses, or write a love songcomplete with backup vocals and the help of a local band. If the Light playeris feeling especially Shakespearian, she might even read out a romantic soliloquyto her darling WHSB, which is always great because they can be both romanticand involve the desire to murder your enemy. A two for one deal on drama! Whileyour WHSB may find it a bit excessive, there’s something adorable about the dedicationand adoration that her girlfriend has for her. Especially since a lot of thetime, the Maid doesn’t like to give much of a warning before they start singingtheir love ballad of the century, or recite a sonnet to their beloved. Veryextra, but very charming.