#sohwstarter

There is no greater struggle than wanting a sweet tea and some food, but being too lazy to go get it. Anyone wanna do me a solid and hook a girl up?

I think I've finally gotten the hang of dancing in a decent manner.

Kidchella for North's birthday was pretty rad, the sun was shining and there's nothing like being surrounded by family and friends. 

I just want to eat cake...or bacon. Or both at the same time.

So according to a bunch of people on Instagram, I have quite unfortunately died.  Apparently this is my ghost speaking right now. Funny, I don't feel any different at all. 

I didn't expect quite so many people here.

Sunburn is always such a pain in the ass a few days after you get it. My back is so itchy, I might actually go insane. Not to mention I feel my skin peeling, which is nasty. Never forget to put on sunblock, kids.

Kylie is rough today, I haven't decided if I'm in a good mood or not yet.