My little brother called to tell me that since he got his septum pierced, my father has been walking around the house saying how big a failure he is. He says everything is down hill and that he didn't come to America to be a failure. He was planning a trip to visit Liberia but now he says he will go and stay there. He says he doesn't care about the Ebola. He will go to Liberia and die a failure all because of a septum piercing that he made my brother take out and then flush down the toilet. I know you guys don't wanna hear about the time I told my dad I was gay...