#sofuckingannoying

Why THE FUCK do my roommates make sex noises all the fuckin time?!!!!? I was in the kitchen getting a brownie from the fridge and my roommate puts the kettle on and just HAD to moan while she did it? It's like a sigh/moan yknow when you sit down on a dick or something but she was sitting the kettle onto the heater so wtf?? AND THEY BOTH DO IT ALL THE TIME ITS SO IRRITATING AND I JUST WANT TO TELL THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. And they talk in baby voice to each other constantly and have the most straight couple humour and they're loud and shrill and I just can't fucking wait for my lease to be up jfc

Parents pissing me off

Hear that noise? That's how Gooey snores. #sofuckingannoying

Bod-aci-ous: If you don't have time for me then just tell me, cause then I won't make time for you. I don't need to waste my time and energy on you if you won't do it in return.

i'm trying to find a song, BUT I ONLY REMEMBER ONE FUCKING LINE OF IT, and i rly need to find it but i CAN'T