AHHHHH IT'S MY SWEET BABYGIRL I LOVE HIM 😭😭😭😭 too precious for this world, the way he was legimately grossed out by those sexist guys, too soft and pure and clueless, he was like idk i'll just make some manly grunting noises and say what nikki tells me to say and it'll all be okie 😣👉👈

hehe i had to go back and dig this up:

pug will pull you away from the dinner you're cooking just bc he thinks it's cute how you can't help but sing/dance along to the music coming out of your speaker 😚 you're both very giggly smiley scrunchy about it, it's disgusting 😌🫶💕💕 there have been many meals lost to being burned to shit bc he keeps distracting u 🙏🙏 RIP

danny boy would be so Big about it, okay, hear me out 🥺🥺 anything that's bothering you, big or small, he's just got you in his arms for as long as it takes for you feel more at ease, and he's so big and tall and warm and he's got that low voice shushing you that everything's gonna be okay. you shoving both arms under his jacket and squeezing his waist and burying your face in his chest while you sway back and forth 😣💕😣💕😣 (the scream universe has that 😚🤌💕 angst potential)

hi brandyyy 😚❣️ ty ty 💕

3. Whose cooking you want to try

sry to all the other boys but literally the only correct answer is sam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i have an early version of i've got time, i've got love that is weirdly centered on sam and reader eating seafood pasta together??? like i was waxing poetic abt parsley and shit, idk 😭😭 i know this man has a killer recipe 😤

16. To tuck into bed. They need a nap

(continued) and like even present day pug is probably such a sleepy guy??? he definitely works late sometimes and probably doesn't even come home for dinner (he and the GLK&H girlies will get food delivered to the office while working through a case) so all he wants to do is shower and cuddle and sleep and i am here to deliver 🫡 unbuttoning him out of all his handsome but uncomfy clothes and into some soft pjs and making him some sleepy tea and he probably likes to read in bed and i'm asking about his day and he's smiling and dozing off and 😣😣😣😣

24. To get arrested with (bonus points for what crime it is that gets you arrested)

i'm too much of a goody two shoes for this 😭😭 maybe me n scott n cassie get arrested at a protest LOL

thanks for asking !! 😣💕💕

4. Whose style is similar to your own

i have a very basic sense of style (read: i don't have any sense of style) so i guess it's any of the team cap boys??? steve, sam, joaco?? who seem to exclusively wear men's basics like, khakis/jeans, a plain t-shirt, a jacket?? and like very neutral tones?? that's me ig. i'm not wearing a baseball cap though ✋

5. Who you want to work with

this guy 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

pug's absolutely the guy to give you a sidelong glance when someone says something problematic in a meeting, the man can't control his face when someone annoys him and i think it's adorable, and he's goofy enough to brighten my day, and he'll invite everybody out to thai food and drinks after work on friday 🥺 i've said it before and i'll say it again, he can visit me at my desk any day of the WEEK 😤

8. Who you want to go out dancing with

the only man who could probably knock down enough walls of my social anxiety to go out dancing, like go out specifically to dance, is lance 😭 idek if he likes dancing. but i'd be like "lance🥺" and he'd be like "c'mon, it'll be fun😉" and i'd be like "laaaaance😣" and he'd be like "please?😚" and then i'd do literally anything that man asked of me lbr

happy friday my brandiest brandy how r u!!!

hehe except for me it's the shredded coconut :P i like the beans they're actually one of my favorite parts 😋😋🫘🫘

hi bestie!! hmm this is a tough one 🤔🤔 only bc i don't like the beach too much 😂😂

i would say pugsicle bc he'd agree to leave as soon as we got too bored/too hot/too hungry 🥺 and i feel like he'd be very prepared?? idk how long MCU!pug has been in LA, but regardless, he'd probably show up to the beach with lawn chairs and a cooler of snacks and sunscreen and stuff 😌💕

also 😣😣 weekend!pug always makes me extra extra extra soft. comfy and casual and sun-kissed instead of stuck in his stuffy office building 🥹