Jul 17, 2021
Amendment to English: Soffff
Having the harsh T sound at the end of the word that’s supposed to mean SOFT does not make sense.
Hence, I present, the new and improved - SOFFFFF.
Image for representation only. As in to say sofff like Park Jimin coyly smiling in a bunny hat.
With its fluffy fuh sound an endless flow of breeze between the inside of your lips and your teeth, a fitting pronunciation to the word that’s supposed to describe sheep’s wool pillows that your head is laid against as you drift off into dreamland.
It costs nothing. Just fuck convention and say, ‘Sofffff’.
Bonus - the number of ‘ffff’s can be adjusted according to the intensity of sofffness and/or however the fuck you want. Yas flexible spelling.
