What’s your name?

Okabe, Rintarou Hououin, Kyouma.  Ho-oh as in phoenix, In, the temple. Finally, the Kyou in atrocious becomes Ma in truth. Hououin, Kyouma...!

What year are you in?

Sophomore, despite my looks.

What is your worst trait?

Having fellow lab members-- no, friends-- that constantly claim me to be a delusional man-child...Tch! I don't suffer from Middle-School 2nd Year Syndrome!

But no..I'd say my worst trait would be how easily I can lose myself in something....serious. I've been too careless...

What is the worst mistake you have ever made?

Dabbling in time travel and poking about a government conspiracy...to say the least.

Do you think you are responsible? Why or why not?

It's my fault. All of it. I'm unable to adequately summarize my various mistakes. All the failures. All the retries...But even if I did; I doubt you'd believe me, Professor.

I want to tell the me back then:

Don't do anything careless!

Don't do anything rash!

Don't pretend you didn't see that!

Pay more attention! 

P.S. This might sound like a student's pointless delusion...but let me tell you right now, it's not. I've seen strange individuals in this academy...perhaps...not all hope is lost, after all.

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Most teachers would not be teaching during the middle of a zombie infestation, especially when they were not especially equipped for combat. Then again, most teachers were not Tyrion Lannister. He liked to do things people did not expect, and liked doing things for his own benefit. Besides, what better time to learn how to manage one's life than while it was in jeopardy?

And so it happened to be that the little man was at the head of a small group of rag-tag students who were out to maim and injure whatever zombies they saw. "Usually, when your life is in danger, the smart thing to do would be hide and wait until the danger has passed." A muffled moan to his side alerted the dwarf to the presence of a zombie. One whose teeth he bashed in with a piece of pipe looted from the janitor's closet. "However, there comes a time when hiding is unavoidable, in which case you must learn how to protect yourself."

"This is not self-defense class. I will not be guiding you through the quickest and most efficient way to take these things out. But what I WILL do is give you a few survival guides for how best to tough things out, deal with injuries, and get through easily. For instance, by being in a group you've substantially increased your chances of survival. At this point I would ask for a round of applause, but you might all get eaten while we have it, so it's best not to."

What’s your name?: 

Shouma Takakura, sir.

What year are you in?:

It’s 2012 right now.

What is your worst trait?:

I think... I think my worst trait is that I'm a lot more fragile than a lot of people make me out to be. It's not really something I like to think about all that much. But, more than anything else, I'm weak. It doesn't take a lot to put me down.

What is the worst mistake you have ever made?: 

My worst mistake was being born. End of story.

Do you think you are responsible? Why or why not?: 

Honestly? I'd like to think it to some extent, due to the fact that I take care of all the cooking and cleaning in our house. But I've made a lot of bad choices, some of which are big enough to label me as an irresponsible person...

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What’s your name? 

I'm Misha~! You should remember that, because it's not what my name is on the roster~!

What year are you in?

Junior year! 

What is your worst trait?

Oooh, people tell me that I'm waaaaaaaaaaay too loud~!

What is the worst mistake you have ever made?

I told someone how I really felt once... Well, lets say we can't be friends anymore...~?

Do you think you are responsible? Why or why not?

Well, no one has ever said I was~! They say I am not a very dedicated person~!

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At the front of the class stands a man who barely clears four feet. A man who nevertheless has the attitude of someone nearly twice his height. Walking quickly, he puts paper after paper onto the desks of each of his students with an impish grin.

"Now, your classes in this school will be difficult, because they will require you to learn brand new things and apply that knowledge. MY class will be difficult because you will be relearning old topics, and learning to understand yourselves. It's going to be painful, brutal, and possibly emotionally scarring, but at the end you'll thank me for it. Possibly.

Anyways, here are a few preliminary questionnaires before we officially start! I'd like these returned by... oh, say... June 27?"

What's your name?

What year are you in?

What is your worst trait?

What is the worst mistake you have ever made?

Do you think you are responsible? Why or why not?

"Enjoy!"

[OOC: You can send the completed questionnaires to my submit, ask, or tag it SoF LMS. These will be used as prompts for future lessons from this class, so think carefully about your answers!