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Morning Of...
*The squad right before Wendy & Dipper's wedding* Pacifica: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Mabel: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Tambry: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Melody: I THINK WE ALL HAVE A WEDDING TO ATTEND Soos: *panicked* I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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FCLORP Conversation
Soos: Melody has this dumb rule about not mixing work with personal stuff. Blubs: That's actually not a bad policy. I once gave my aunt a jaywalking ticket and things really deteriorated between us.
Playing Along
Melody: Well, hello. Soos: Hey... *pauses while he looks at her* Soos: How are you, ma'am? Melody: I don't know. How am I? Soos: Oh, I'm not one of the drivers. I'm just a mechanic. Melody: I like mechanics. They know how to tinker with things for hours. Make them go fast.
You Sweet Talker
Soos: *after his first kiss with Melody* That was like warm maple syrup being poured over my tongue.
Love Conviction
Soos: Is Melody into convicted criminals? Stan: Okay, accessory to the crime is not technically the crime itself. Soos: It’s still a crime. Stan: Is it, though? Soos: YES!
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Not That He Sweared That Much To Begin With
Soos: ARE YOU- Stan: Fucking Soos: -KIDDING ME?? Mabel: ...What was that? Stan: Since the baby was born Melody banned Soos from swearing, so I’ve volunteered to help him out Mabel: I think you just like saying fuck for no reason Stan: That doesn’t make my job any less important
Mystery Shack Incorporated 😉
Soos: It’s time to turn the Mystery Shack into a real business. Stan: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? Ford: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? Melody: *shaking her head no* I handle our accounting.
Swear Jar - Proceeds Going To A New Break Room
*Mabel places down a glass jar labeled “Swear Jar” on a table in-front of Wendy, Dipper, Stan, Ford, Pacifica, and Soos* Mabel: THIS is a swear jar! If you say a swear word, you have to put money in the jar. Any questions? Wendy: Yeah, I got one. Mabel: What is it? Wendy: So, let’s say the jar gets filled up. What’s gonna happen to all that money? Mabel: Um…I’m not sure. I guess it could be used for whatever. *silence* Wendy: Fuck it, I’m in. Dipper: Count me the fuck in too! Soos: Oh shit, would you look at that? Guess I have to put money in, too! Pacifica: FUCK YEAH!! Stan: Damn It! Ford: *mentally* Oh for fuck’s sake… Mabel: THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR YOU ALL TO SWEAR MORE!!! *two hours later, the jar is full an then some* Melody: I am greatly disappointed by everyone in this Shack…
