#socks!!!!

yaaay! im getting paid for babysitting now i can get some thigh high socks!

You’re stuffed into closets and dressers alike; tossed into washing machines and lost under beds to be forgotten. What happened to your owner, who saved you from the hell that is plastic wrapping and gave you a reason to live? You did nothing wrong to them, and just look at the way you’re treated. You are a sock, and now you are seeking revenge. You are often labelled as the friendliest article of clothing, but you know better. You let them walk all over you. You let them use you to slide across hardwood floors and gave them the joy of sock puppets. You got your first taste of torture by running away after they fell asleep and watching their confused faces when they woke up and realized that only one sock stayed in its place, but now you crave more. You’re sick of being disregarded as just another piece of cotton. After you treated them as a best friend and stayed on their feet day and night, you should get the respect you deserve. Tell your friends, fellow socks! A sock-initiated recall will soon be underway - let’s see how much they’ll desire you after you’re gone.