boyfriend!erling who is genuinely a pain in the ass to sleep with. not like that, you perv. sleeping in the bed, i mean.
being 6â5, and (roughly) 207lbs, he was a professional bed hog. he was a stomach sleeper, by nature. no matter how he fell asleepâ whether that was cuddling you, on his side, on his back, upside down, on the floor, on the ceilingâ he always woke up on his stomach, starfished in the middle of the bed, with the blankets half off.
oh, and he snores. but, in like an i just so happened to open my mouth while i was falling asleep and it wonât close kind of way. youâve had times where his heavy breathing against your neck has woken you up.
itâs a sad day in europe when you walk into the bedroom to find him already asleep.
boyfriend!erling who is absolutely no help at all. if youâre in need for help when it comes to making a decision like what jewelry you should wear, or what shoes, or what top, or what this, or what thatâ youâre better off buying a magic 8-ball.
âyou think this dress looks nice?â you asked, your face as unsure as can be. this was only the third youâd tried in today(not counting the other stores, of course). âor.. is it too.. i dunno- short?â
erling looked up from his phone. heâd been banished to the corner of the dressing room while you tried on your potential purchases.
âyea- that looks good, that.â
your face dropped, lips pulling into a thin line.
yup. thats all you get.
boyfriend!erling who never has any idea what the hell youâre on about. you could blame it on the linguistic barrier, or maybe the difference in nationalities, but he might as well be an 80 year old with how out of the loop he is.
âoh, this dress is teaaa-â
âtea?.. the fuck does that mean?â
then you had to explain what tea meant to him like he was your grandpa or something. just for him to ask you why you didnât just say it looked nice. and then the cycle continues-
âno shade? what is this stuff youâre always saying-â
âi mean, like⊠no shade, butâŠâ
boyfriend!erling who is a walking stink bomb. eggs, and raw milkâll do that to you. heâs the reason you no longer sleep with you head under the blankets. youâve found out youâre not too fond of getting dutch oven-ed daily.
boyfriend!erling who plays minecraft religiously, but looked at you crazy when you asked to put your beds together(uh⊠fuck you??).
boyfriend!erling who leaves no room for insecurity. blame it on his rather blunt way of speaking, or maybe just the fact that he genuinely believes you have no reason to be insecure. itâs not even something he thinks aboutâ reassuring you. itâs just something that comes out naturally.
âiâm such a fat fucking chud..â youâd muttered one day, after falling to your death. in minecraft, of course. erling says keep inventory is for babies, so all you could do as you watched your inventory disperse all around your sad blocky body was hold back tears.
âno youâre not,â his eyebrows furrowed. it wouldâve totally been comforting if he hadnât let out that laugh when you fell.
boyfriend!erling who will genuinely sit and go back and forth with you. it would be funnyâ hearing his little english-norwegian fusion.. accent, whatever the hell as he tried(and failed) to get the last word. you canât lie, a couple times youâve caught yourself laughing in his face.
thank god he never took it seriously. you were almost 100 percent sure he was completely incapable of taking himself seriously, anyways.
boyfriend!erling who isnât exactly the best candidate for a play fight. weight classes exist for a reasonâ and the guy walks like belongs under a bridge telling people riddles(fee fi fo fum..) is definitely not in yours.
he was going to win. even a baby could tell you that. but you really just hated accepting defeat.
he was standing there laughing as he picked you up and threw you on the bed like a basketball, pushing you down by your arm. there was no point in kicking at himâ you knew this. you⊠also did it anyways.
boyfriend!erling whoâs got a little ass on himâŠunsurprising for a guy who works out for a living. but stillâ it always catches your eye whenever they do those little slow-mo replays during the games. one would think itâs fair that you get to feel up on his cheeks like he does you. but he has the audacity to jump and move away whenever you move up behind him.
âhey-â he jerks away, looking over his shoulder. he gave you a quick once overâ a sassy one. âhands off,â he scoffed.
the nerve.
boyfriend!erling who does not play about his hair. as most everyone, heâs not too big of a fan of just any and everyone touching his hairâ thatâs his little behbeh.
but, being as youâre his partner, he does, yes, let you play with his hair. occasionally(like once or twice a year, if that) heâll ask you to braid it. itâs rather impressive, how healthy it is. he doesnât quite trust himselfâ or anyone else, for that matterâ to trim his ends, so he asks you to do it.
expect him to warn you to not cut too much every time.
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in which youâ an f1 driver for redbullâ meet richard rĂos through a silly little video for redbull.
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#richard rios #fluff #fanfic
thereâs a reason why redbull was worth 27 billion dollars.
and, it wasnât because of the drinks. although that was a big part of it, their 80 billion(âŠmore or less) other factions definitely helped.
if you really think about it, the whole sports thing they have going on kind of makes sense. with them being an energy drink company and all, it was pretty fitting. however, having two formula one teams was unarguably excessive.
you had managed to climb the ranks, moving from redbull sugar free up to the big boy seat, right next to verstappen himself. having verstappen approve you to be his teammate(because, he for some reason has a say in decisions such as those) was a feat in itself. never mind the fact that she was the only ethically non-european woman to do so. or, have an f1 seat period, for that matter.
these days, the not-so-little golden boy wasnât too fond of media appearances. which, the pr team wasnât too upset about, given they had a living, breathing moneymaker on their hands, in the form of a woman who just so happened to be very easy on the eyes.
your athletic abilities went as far as you needed them to. aka, exclusively to things needed for racing.
âŠaka, you werenât athletic at all.
the pr team knew this. yet, you still somehow found yourself on a soccer field, surrounded by an endless sea of cameras and microphones, waiting for whoever your collaborator was supposed to be to show up. they gave you little information past âyouâll be working with another redbull athlete for a fun little video,â then they slapped a redbull soccer kit and some cleats on you, and fed you some lines to say to the camera when the time came to film.
youâd been standing off to the side, looking down at your phone as you idly sipped on a coffee theyâd so graciously provided for you this morning on the way out to the stadium. 30 minutes ago, they told you your collaborator would arrive.
âŠitâs been thirty minutes.
however, youâd been too focused on scrolling through your own instagram page to notice. of course, until you heard voices echoing through the tunnel. you looked up, only for a moment. but in that moment, he caught your eye immediately.
he?
who was he?-
you must have been looking pretty hard. at least, hard enough to catch his eye.
his eyes picked up from the ground, instantly finding yours. and in a gesture you could only assume was kind, he smiled. not an ear to ear smileâ no. thatâd be a little much coming from someone you donât even know the name of. but, a smile is a smile nonetheless. and despite how your knees nearly gave out beneath you, youâd managed to smile back. not before nervously caving and looking away.
âwhoâs.. whoâs that?â you muttered to the staff member beside you. your pr manager, who was obviously there with you, just like all the other staff. she looked up, following the line of your eyes.
âhim?- uh.. thatâs Richard RĂos. football-â she pauses, âsoccer player,â she corrects. as if your pea sized american brain wouldnât an couldnât handle a discrepancy between british and american english.
âoh.. oh- you trynaâ be funny..â you laugh shortly, face dropping. her laughter that followed only served to anger you a bit more. well.. not really, but still. âno, but- for real, who is he?..â
âuhh⊠your collaborator?â she raises a brow. âwhat- you think heâs cute?â she snorts, as if this was just.. peak comedy.
cute, is an understatement.
âŠ
the first meeting was awkward. only for you, really. he had a voice to match his handsome face. which, you really werenât expecting.
but at the same time, you werenât expecting to be blessed with a collaborator like him today, either.
youâd nearly shit your pants when they told you why you were really here.
to practice soccer drills with a soccer player. but, if you read in between the lines, youâll see that you were really here to make an absolute fool out of yourself in front of a cute(more than cute) guy.
âŠ
âso- do you have any experience in football, or-â the host asks, referring to you, of course. you snorted, shaking your head no immediately. âno, i donât.â
âoh. do you watch the matches?-â
âuhâŠâ your eyes dart to Richard, standing beside you. he had this smile on his face. the same one heâd worn when he walked in, his eyes squinted slightly from the glare of the sun.
the hostsâ face lit up like heâd struck gold. âwhatâs- whatâs his team name?â he asked, laughing softly as he gestured to richard.
âuh- uh..â youâd said, snapping your fingers in the air as you tried to remember. âwait- wait i know this,â you paused. âwait-â you laughs, âwait- donât put me on the spot-â
âyou donât even know what team i play for?â richard pitches in from the side. âdamn,â he adds, feigning disappointment as he kissed his teeth, and shook his head. but, that smile didnât leave his face.
âoh my god, not too much on me,â you laugh, trying to ignore the way your heart suddenly started beating faster in your chest.
not when the cameras are around.
âŠ
kick the ball through the mini cones⊠or something. thats what the host had them doing first, for this video. heâd left it to richard to explain to you how to do the drill, being that he was the professional and all.
but, the entire time, you were nothing short of hypnotized.
the way the sun was hitting his skinâ his tanned skin. his quads peeking out from beneath those shorts. and his voiceâŠ
richard rĂos has the voice every girl dreams of. you were being lulled in, it felt like. the words just blended together. the world around him turned pink⊠rosesâ roses everywhere-
it all screeched to a halt, as you fell back to earth.
âdid you get that?â
âoh- uh⊠yea, yea- i got it,â you assure, nodding, knowing good and well you were lying.
in the end, he definitely ended up laughing at how terrible you did. âyou did better than i did the first time,â he laughs, shrugging.
âŠright.
âŠ
penalty kicks.
âŠfor scoring when you get a penalty. pretty in your face. the name makes a lot of sense, now that you think about it.
âokay- i just kick it?â you ask, turning over your shoulder to look at him.
âyea-â he pauses, examining your stance. âno,â he corrects. âyouâre too close to the goal.â
he walked forward, grabbing your forearmâ gently, but firmlyâ to pull you backwards. he stepped back, evaluating you again.
âwait- iâm nervous,â you chuckle softly. nervous to make the goal, and totally not because of the guy looming over you. âdo i just kick it?â
âyea,â he says as he gestures for you to go.
and maybe the goalie purposely dived to the right when the ball was clearly going left. but, you made the goal!
you gasped, immediately jumping up. and, he smiled. no hug was offered, but.. high fives were cool, too.
âŠ.
if thereâs one thing that rich people loved more than shattering champagne glasses on yachts, it was sitting around, larping as philanthropists.
thatâs why they created charity events.
youâd been invited to this one. along with a whole bunch of sponsors, and other red bull athletes, and⊠influencers, for some reason.
you stood off to the side, by yourself. not even max had the decency to show up. annoying as it was that he could get away with shit like that, you didnât necessarily blame him for it. one can only fake laugh so many times before feeling like choking someone out.
even the drinks. just water and soda. and donât forget the redbull, of course. canât forget the redbull.
what kind of event was this?
the view from inside the venue was nice, at least.
the view from inside the venue was nice, too.
you found yourself taking pictures in your phone. maybe you post them on your story later.
the large, ornate building sat on a hill, overlooking the mediterranean sea. yellow lighting washed over the room, coming from the large chandeliers that decorated the ceiling. like the ones that fall on people in movies for a comedic relief. you almost wished that would happen right now, as that would most definitely make your night more interesting. but, you cringed when you realized this wasnât a movie, and a chandelier falling on someone could definitely be deadly.
ây/n?â
âhuh?â youâd respond reflexively, turning over your shoulder, as you lowered your phone. âoh- hi,â you smile, wavingâ as if he wasnât literally right there. your body was on autopilot, taking over for your brain that had went rogue seeing the same man from a week or two ago.
ârichard, right?â you tilt your head to the side, brows slightly furrowed. âyou⊠i didnât know youâd be here,â you finished with a light chuckle.
âi could say the same for you,â he says, returning your smile. âyou look beautiful tonight. i saw you- i thought iâd just come over to.. let you know,â he shrugs.
âi..â you pause. he said it so casually. it just rolled off of his tongue, as if it was something he truly believed. which- of course he did, right? he wouldnât say it if not. however, you werenât exactly used to guys just outright saying stuff like that, so casually, as if not expecting anything in return.
âthank you,â you smile, heart thumping faster again, just like the first time you saw him. âyouâre- youâre not here with anyone?â
you couldnât help but ask.
ânah,â he shakes his head. he had a look on his face, as if he knew why youâd asked him. but, he didnât move to point it out, or call you out, for matter. âyouâre not either, i donât think? at least, not if youâre over here by yourself.â
âoh- no, iâm not,â you were quick to affirm. âi just..â you trail off with a shrug, looking over all the people here. everyone who wasnât an influencer just looked rich and stuck up.
âdonât know anyone?â he offered. and, you were silent for a moment. but, you nodded in the end. âyea. just- you, i guess.â
âwell- you shouldâve came and found me. i wouldâve kept you company,â he says playfully, smiling again.
and, he stayed with her the whole entire night. no one really made a move to come up to them. probably because of how isolated they were from the crowd.
but, you werenât complaining.
the conversation wasnât exactly long enough to know whether or not you had things in common, or to know his goals, or this, or that, and yadda yadda yadda-
but it was enough to know that he wasnt just putting on an act that day during filming, or even when he walked up.
he didnât want anything from you. past, a good conversation.
you two had found yourselves laughing, more often than not. he was a good guy, youâd gotten that much.
he even walked you to your car. even though his wasnât even in the same parking garage as yoursâ something heâd mentioned in passing, however you still picked it up nonetheless.
âyou swear youâre not cold?-â
ârichard- i swear. iâm fine,â you say, denying the offer fit his blazer that heâd already taken off four offers ago. âiâm not cold, but thank you anyways.â
âyou literally have goosebumps.â
âŠ
heâd managed to convince you to take the blazer. which, smelt very good. youâd told yourself youâd give it back before you got into your car, but found yourself opening the door with it still on.
thankfully, he was still standing behind you, just beside your car.
âuh- oh shit, your jacket,â you say, moving to take it on.
âno, itâs fine.â
your brows furrow. âyou.. you donât want it back?â
heâd managed to convince her to take the blazer. which, smelt very good. sheâd told herself sheâd give it back before she got into her car, but found herself opening the door with it still on.
thankfully, he was still standing behind you, just beside your car.
âuh- oh shit, your jacket,â she said, moving to take it on.
âno, itâs fine.â
her brows furrow. âyou.. you donât want it back?â
ânah- itâs fine, i swear.â
âyou sure? it looks expensive.â you sigh, âi.. iâd just really feel bad, keeping your jacket,â she huffs out a laugh.
âthen⊠i guess youâre gonna have to see me again.â he shrugs as he puts his hand in his pockets.
you stood there, a little dumb struck, for a moment.
you couldnât help the laugh that escaped her lips. âis that your way of trying to get me to go out with you?â
âdepends on if itâs working or not,â he says, smiling.
was that kind of corny?
well.. because it was him, it was kind of charming. which was evident from the smile it brought to your face.
âuh.. yea. yea- i.. it is,â you huff out a laugh.
âwhenâre you free, then?â
you look up at the sky in thought, âuh⊠tuesday? i believe?..â
âoh, perfect,â he shrugs, reaching for his phone. âjust.. gimme your number, and iâll text you.â
simple as that.
he waved goodbye, but still waiting for her to get in her car abd lock in before he walked away.
you hadnât realized how deprived youâd been of genuine human interaction until you caught yourself geeking out in the front seat.
âoh.. yikes.â
hey guys⊠omg my first work EVER. sorry if this is too short or if the ending is too abruptđ