#soaringdance

“… hey, didn’t someone also powerful and ambitious get stabbed 23 times today?”

shoutout to cao chong for when he ruined his own clothes just to save those storekeepers from his dad’s wrath

always has his phone on silentSend “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

DON’T SET FIRE TO MY SHIPS; accepting

B) *rubs hands together menacingly*

1. KILLS THE SPIDERS: Xiaoqiao, because Cao Cao is superstitious AF. She probably shrieks about it too, and screams at him to do it, but he won’t. And to get back at him, she probably huffs about it and uses his things to squish the spiders, and then he gets mad at her when he finds a flat spider carcass under various solid objects. 

2. PROPOSED: Cao Cao--many times, and every time with a different ring. He’s always trying to stay one step ahead and cater to the little things she prefers and likes so that the next time, hopefully, it’s a yes.

3. KISSED THE OTHER FIRST: Cao Cao, however only when the advance was accepted. As much as he admires and desires her, he won’t force himself on her either. He’ll make his affections known and if / when they’re returned and accepted, he’ll jump on making the move.

4. INITIATES THINGS: depends on what it is. Though I think they’d share this role in taking charge, because they’re both very headstrong in different ways, and view things differently

5. WOULD LEAVE THE OTHER: Xiaoqiao. I feel like they’d have an on-and-off relationship for a while too, and every time it’s Xiaoqiao just dipping out. And every time Cao Cao says it’s the last time, but it never is.

6. IS MORE JEALOUS: ironically, probably both of them depending. Cao Cao is a smooth-talker, so she’d probably get angry with him for chatting up other ladies and gentlemen, though Cao Cao would be the one to get upset when she’s out of the relationship and flirting / with another man. 

7. IS LAZIER: neither! they’re both active in their own ways and have different expectations. I think Xiaoqiao would want to be pampered though, and those expectations would rise, but that’s the closest you’re going to get to lazy.

8. SENDS WEIRD TEXTS AT 3AM: still both of them. 

9. IS MORE EXPERIENCED: Cao Cao always. In every relationship. No one can change my mind on this ever.

THANK U HONEY HE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF UR SISTER<3

send me a ship and i’ll tell you who

001. .   .   .   kills the spider

    CAO PI WILL DESTROY ALL OF THEM. Daqiao probably wouldn’t even mind them that much unless they were, like, on her. But Cao Pi hates them. He has no patience for putting them outside either because those little bastards would probably just come right back in. Their only destiny is death.

002. .   .   .   proposed

    Cao Pi of course! I think that Daqiao would have started as a consort? Not married, but might as well be considering how much he would dote on her LMAO. But she would later become his treasured wife and empress, touch her and you fuckin die<3

003.  .   .   .   kissed the other first

    Technically Daqiao, but she was too short to reach him, so he had to lean down for her :’)

004.  .   .   .  initiates things

    I think that Cao Pi would due to Daqiao’s more bashful nature. Plus, when she says such endearing things, it’s impossible to not want to love on her ;7;.

005.  .   .   .  would leave the other

    NEITHER REEEE they would be a supportive couple for one another!! I honestly can’t imagine either of them deciding to leave. Til death do us part sobbu

006.  .   .   .  is more jealous

    Cao Pi for sure. He’d be like lowkey jealous though because he wants Daqiao’s attention, but he doesn’t want her to feel suffocated, he wants her to flourish. So, he would allow her to do anything (reasonable) that makes her happy.

007.  .   .   .   is lazier

    I think that both would work hard in their own routines, but due to her position Daqiao would have more time to relax methinks?

008.  .   .   .   sends weird texts at 3 AM

    Cao Pi. It would consist mostly of screenshots of dumb shit he sees on the internet.

009.   .   .   .  is more experienced

    I think I can say with confidence that Cao Pi would be--

010.   .   .   .  said i love you first

go back to your grave dracula

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