#snzthoughts

when someone has a defined sneeze, not a quick cough-adjacent, or a rapid/small "eshh/ishh/tshh" type, a vocal, lengthy, defined one

getting to be on call with someone who's just so sneezy~ (and knows you have the kink, whether or not they share it)

when someone has been on the edge of a sneeze all day, hitches, buildups, false starts— all leading to nothing

I’m certain it’s been said/done before, but it’s currently nesting in my brain:  Demon/Dark Force being ‘allergic’ to blessings, Human/non-demonic force not knowing this and blessing them, causing a worse reaction.  “hETZshh’oo-!” 

Someone who always, and I mean always denies sickness until the bitter end. So when they show up at the gardens to hang out with their friend group sneezing, sniffling, and even coughing a little, everyone just assumes they’re sick, but not willing to admit it.  As the day goes on, no new symptoms emerge, but the sneezing is getting worse, and they’re horribly congested. The group decides to sit down for a bit next to the flowerbeds to let them catch their breath.  Cue a sneezing fit so desperate and harsh all they can do is gasp, bent over at the waist, completely at the mercy of their nose. Turns out it’s not a cold, they’re horrifically allergic to a plant in the garden, one they just sat down next to, getting a face full of pollen.  “We thought you were just sick?? Christ, why didn’t you say something?!”