#snutella

We will spread this shit like Snutella. A three way with Snape, Criss Colfer and the pot of creamy deliciousness that is Nutella.

He could almost hear the Nutella calling his name.  

Severus… Severus...

He fidgeted on his chair, biting his lip. One moment of lost patience, and he might find himself lunging for the offending jar.

He couldn't take it any longer. With a strangled moan, he leaped off of his chair and across his office. He vowed that he would not give into his cravings, but he simply could not stay put. The key sat on his desk; he grabbed it and fumbled it with shaking hands, simply dying to get to his Nutella. The lock clicked, the drawer flew open, and there it was. He took a deep, rattled breath and unscrewed the lid.

Snape was no longer thinking about the naughtiness of what he was doing. All he knew was that he needed his Nutella. He needed to feel its warm, chocolate taste spreading across his tongue. He longed to touch it, smooth and creamy and wonderful. He ached to spread it on his toast. He knew he mustn't, but he simply had to.

And as he felt the soft touch of hazelnuts and cocoa on his lips, he felt at home once more. He sank into his chair, moaning with pleasure.

Actually the credit goes to sharkbait57. If you hadn't confused Snetunia and Snutella, we wouldn't have discovered this amazing OTP. 

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