anyway, Emily In Paris s4 is hilarious to me specifically because I, a tropics girl with no snow sport experience, was once abandoned on a mountain. in my case it was because my man was injured and whisked away by ski patrol in one of those little sled cocoons, but like. it's so funny. I also had no phone. I couldn't make it more than one length of my snowboard before falling over. pure sitcom shit. I was crying and falling and crying for THREE HOURS before I made it off the mountain. I have more grit than fictional Emily or perhaps merely more pride: I got down eventually and stepped out of the snowboard and dried my tears and composed myself before going into the clinic and meeting my beloved. I pretended everything was totally fine. It was literally YEARS later before I casually mentioned that I was crying and falling and crying the whole time and the three hours wasn't because I went off to snowboard for fun. Just. Crying falling crying GOD IM GONNA DIE I DON'T EVEN HAVE LIP BALM!!! IN MY BORROWED ALL BLACK MARGINALLY CHIC SNOWSUIT! the whole way down.
