Alex: Mom said you two were never in a relationship. Nima: We weren't. Alex: So, what's with all the tension between you? Nima: Oh, that's probably because we used to have sex. alot. Alex: You JUST said you weren't in a relationship. Nima: We weren't. Alex: So it was a fling? Or just a weird... sex thing? Nima: Yeah. It just sort of happened, given that we spent so much time together. Alex: Right, as colleagues. Nima: Well, that, and we lived together. Alex: What!? Nima: Yeah. We had this nifty arrangement where we shared all our stuff so we didn't have to buy anything twice. And we kept each other company. Like, sometimes, we did stuff I like, but other times, we did stuff she likes. We like alot of the same stuff, though, so the lines got blurred. It was pretty fun. Alex: Dude. That's a relationship. Nima: No, Melanie was super clear about that. Alex: Do you realize how delusional you sound? Ben: I dunno, he's making sense to me.
