enjoying bugsnax is so unserious wdym im thinking about a gay couple and their spirals into conspiracy and abusing body altering substances in their feelings of failure to protect each other and how their communication suffers because of it and the characters are named snorpington and chandlo and they look like neon muppets

I finally realised why trans Snorpy headcannons make me feel weird. It's cause it's just used to make him suffer more. It never seems to be for "I see myself in them" it's always "Oh if they're trans then there'd MORE relationship drama with Chandlo!". For people who aren't Bugsnax fans, Snorpy's whole story is he has a crush on his childhood best friend, Chandlo. When he finally reveals his feelings, Chandlo states he thought they were dating already, thus making a story of miscommunication. Trans Snorpy headcannons just put them through more romantic miscommunication.