#snkanon

anon-chan (*ﾟｪﾟ*)

ok here we go….

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Weeeeeelll i mean you have to have some attraction, but you shouldnt

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

well depends- im not personally looking for one actively but if you really like the person go for it man

3. Are you a virgin?

….im like triple virgin because i turned 15 4 days ago -_-

4. Are you in a relationship?

Nope

5. Are you in love?

nope

6. Are you single this year?

Obviously

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yeah of course- would never cheat and i hate sharing….

8. Describe your crush

ugh- tall, blondish brown hair, athletic, sweet, funny, popular, just really nice all around

9. Describe your perfect mate

I don’t really have one, but one characteristic is tall. Everyone i like is fucking TALL

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No…

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Yeah sure, but I’m not gonna go out of my way to find a partner- it’ll come to me, hopefully

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Depends on what it was

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Kinda, it all depends on what

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Like 3 people. Two girls and one guy

15. Do you have any piercings?

I used to have my ears pierced but i let them close up, oops

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Nope

17. Do you like kissing in public?

uhhh little ones are ok, but other than that no

20. Do you shower every day?

yes

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Hell no

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Already answered this

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Yeah, it would just make me feel guilt. i already feel bad when i make new friendships

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

i’ll be 20 and in college, no.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Maybe, i dont really care

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

no- not even my parents

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

no

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

nein

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

nope

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

i would make my boobs smaller

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

no- not worth it

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

i dont think ive ever been in love

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

no

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

no

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

never been kissed at all

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

nah- i know them too well

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

no- ive never really liked anyone until recently

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yeah- its awkward as fuck so i just bury it deep

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

yeahhhh kinda- like they dont like girls and i respect that man

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

nope- i suck at writing

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

no

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

idk ive never kissed~!

43. How long was your longest relationship?

-3

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

-7

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

-10

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

-100

47. How old are you?

15

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

good for u man- i bet they like you back!

I’d be happy for them alright? its not like i got dibs on them

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

their nonexistence

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

uhhh apology for what? depends- DO THEY HAVE FOOD??

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

no- i value myself too man

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

i gave up on an old friend i had for about 8 years- i dont even kno what happened she just hated me

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

no

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

yes- one or 2 people

55. Share a relationship story.

never had one ;_;

56. State 8 facts about your body

My boobs are a size G

I am 4’11”

My hair is black and short

I am asian

My shoulders are awkwardly broad

57. Things you want to say to an ex

Go fuck yourself

or

Hi asshole

Depends on how we ended

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Fried chicken

Be ok with my awkward stuttering when scared/nervous

Acknowledge my presence across the room by looking at me and we can have eye contact conversations

Play with my hair

Let me hang on to a part of your body when we walk together- i like hanging on to people’s arm or hand- just ask my friend kate

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Already answered

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

nothing never had a fucKING RELATIONSHIP WHYYYY

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

they way they judge me with their eyes when they first meet me

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

have sex with me??/ i dont know

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

1- stick in hole

2- hand in hole

3- I DONT KNOW

64. What is your definition of cheating?

not sure- having sex with someone else??? date someone else??

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

i uhh… wat

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

um.. i like rping….

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Video games for hours on end with fried chicken

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Well I call myself bi so people can understand, but really i’d date anyone of any gender soo… pan?

69. What turns you off?

the on button

70. What turns you on?

the off button

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

uhhhh one dream i was with my crush and frickle frackled

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

?!??!??!?!?!??!

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Just idk talk to me when im sitting alone??

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

hmmmmm looks i guess- are they my taste in people?? idk man

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

give me their last piece of fried chicken

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

give them chocolate for no reason i guess

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

I’m ok with them as long as isnt something crazy like 50 with a 15 year old. also- DONT TRY TO SEX UP SOMEONE UNDER LIKE 15 THAT JUST S;LDFCKL;M LIKE I HEAR STORIES OF LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD DOIN IT WITH LIKE A 20 YEAR OLD- OK THAT ONLY 12 YEARS BUT AND 8 YEAR OLD???!??!?!?!?!?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

idk- yaoi and yuri fanfiction?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

hmmm earlier when someone was talking to one of my crushes- i wanted them to at least say hi but oh well- i have no dibs on them or anything

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

i dont remember

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Me

My crush number 1

My crush number 2

My crush number 3

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

My friend’s dog

83. Who was your first kiss with?

no one

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

it was nonexistant

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Already answered

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