#sniperbidwell

AUGEHEIDBWI THATS A BIG WUESTION JUST LIKE ANYTHING?? Ok hold on let me get my thinking cap for sniper ships. Omg idfk what to write lmao I have thoughts about them but I also don’t….

More than singular headcanons for some. And they’re longer than I intended so uhm ENJOY READING!!!

Ok ofc gotta start with my favs my loves my bbs the ones i wanna squish together till they pop:

SNIPERSPY / BLOODYSUIT / KNIFEPARTY / RIFLE TOWER!!

I love when they do very domestic activities so I think they like to cook together. Although Spy probably handles most of it and Sniper is the taste tester (this is just cause Sniper doesn’t make anything Spy likes (he’s willing to try but most likely wouldn’t like it due to his “refined” taste) but Sniper will eat anything at least once)! They play their music during this too. Probably have a system for who gets to play their music. They probably decide by how many kills they both got. They’re very competitive. But they’re also very sweet to each other. Probably tending to each other’s wounds in comfortable silence in Sniper’s van. Spy only allows Sniper to pull his mask up a bit to fix at whatever cuts he received from the battle. Eventually allowing Sniper the honour of pulling off the mask completely, literally and figuratively as they grow closer.

SNIPERSCOUT / SPEEDING BULLET / QUICK SCOPE

These two share their talents. Scout will draw something either cool, cute, or down right stupid, and sniper will make it as requested. It’s like a cute little project for both of them to be creative and everything. Perhaps Scout will ask Sniper to make something practical. Maybe he’ll design some kind of shirt or new gloves and Sniper will make it by sewing or knitting! I guess this is parallel play(?) because they’ll sit together while Scout is sketching up something new and Sniper is making the other thing he just requested. Although this doesn’t mean Scout is an inventor. He just wants to see what cool shit Sniper can make from his stupid ideas. Sniper enjoys it cause it keeps him busy while off work and he enjoys keeping up with his hobbies and of course he enjoys making others happy with what he makes.

DEMOSNIPER / SWORDVAN

These two go out to the town every now and then! Not much really to do but it’s always fun for both of them when they’re together. Probably head to a local pub and drink OHHH AND PROBABLY TRY BETTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO CAN DRINK MORE. Demo obviously wins. Perks of him having a loving relationship with his liver LMAO. Alright I know headcanons for drinking is just a given for Demo so I wanna write one that doesn’t have that. Demo and Sniper love to play their instruments together. after expiration date they discovered a mutual interest and quickly it became a monthly to weekly to daily occurrence to play some music together! So very romantic I must say!

ENGIESNIPER / TRUCKS N VANS

Very common headcanon but yes they cook together but not on the same barbecue. They’re probably real particular w how they cook certain things so why not cook on different barbecues? They would match with clothing by the way, they’ve got very similar styles and probably share clothing (where they can haha).

HEAVYSNIPER / VEGEMITE SANDVICH

These two enjoy silence and just doing things together. Whether that be whittling or reading. Heavy recommends many books to sniper. He knows what sniper likes. Sniper probably shares tips and tricks of whittling. Maybe even teaches Heavy how to knit. (Sorry this one’s so short😭)

MEDICSNIPER / BUSHMEDICINE

Honestly I think Sniper eventually warmed up to medic. He was def a bit wary of him (due to coming back to life and getting things possibly removed) at first but eventually they found common interests! Like animals and being an odd one out. Both for different reasons but they’re definitely kind of the red herrings if you will.

SNIPERPYRO / BUSH FIRE

Pyro probably hangs with Sniper during battle, Sniper doesn’t mind but he’s also like… ok maybe like we should focus on battle? But it’s not like Pyro just sits there bothering him. Ofc they spy check and prevent Sniper from getting sneak attacked! Pyro also just enjoys quality time and watching Sniper get kills. Sniper honestly appreciates it because Pyro is appreciating him. Sniper does the same in his own way and watches Pyro’s six whenever they’re out on the field. Waving at them whenever they notice him. Risky move but it’s worth it to see them happy!

SNIPERSOLDIER / AMERICAN AVIATORS

Quite the rare pair. Literally yapper x listener similarly to sniperscout. I’d say Sniper fell for Soldier because he’d always include Sniper in things. Yes Sniper was quiet but that didn’t mean he was completely antisocial (me fr). He likes his teammates (to an extent) but he won’t just include himself. That was uncomfortable to do, but when Soldier started pointing him out and including him in things (no man left behind n all), this makes Sniper give Soldier a chance, he talks to him more and asks him of his interests which Soldier happily talks about. He can be a bit too loud at times though, but Sniper appreciated him breaking the silence. Probably became more social because of Soldier too.

SNIPERSNIPER / 2 AUSSIES 1 JAR

Ok this is probably a popular headcanon but they’re for sure competitive on the battle field and maybe it goes into everyday life. Who can make the best whittled bear figure, who can make the best coffee, who can park the van the fastest. But they’re really only competitive with each other. Oh and I think they’d use the red laser light thing on their gun to point at the heart. Being kinda sappy lovers sometimes but they’re definitely just complete freaks. Idk yall.

SNIPERADMIN / ???

Very much a pair, even the mercs didn’t see it coming. Perhaps he kept sending in complaints through Miss Pauling. Yeah maybe he’s good with sitting with what he has and not do anything about it, but there’s certain things that ticked him off, like the Admins voice always ringing in his ear angrily, and somehow making him so bothered that he hears his heart pounding in his chest. Surely he was just getting angry whenever she yelled those painful words… no other reason for him to hear his own heart beating, right?

(Actual headcanon lmao) Maybe Admin would favour whatever team Sniper is on. Sends him some subtle hints through the announcements that she knew only he would understand. She was allowed to do that. She’s the boss!They do get married btw /j /j (they eeerrrrr probably don’t actually)

It was tragic when she died but they had such a secret and almost one sided relationship that Sniper just accepted she was gone. It was a fling in a way… he totally didn’t think about it for a long time after. /sarc

SNIPERPAULING / PISS MAULING

SNIPERPAULING MY BELOVEDDDDD!!!! I adore these two. I think they’d have movie nights. Pauling goes to the base once every week for normal check in’s and safety stuff within the base itself. When she “leaves”, her and Sniper hang in the van, it’s the only time she gets to relax other than her “one day off” in the year. And it’s a good chance for Sniper to socialize a bit more plus he really did like her company. He looked forward to it. Keeping note on what Pauling preferred and getting more movies whenever he went out. They probably have a system too, each week they both bring a movie and a snack. Sniper usually makes his and Miss P probably just has something ordered. But they’d have to kill the delivery guy before starting the movie, unfortunate for that guy.

BRONISNIPER / SNAPSHOTS

They probably have some kind of code. Either hand gestures or expressions. Mostly like, blinking twice at the other means I love you and some kind of hand movement either means bathroom or I wanna leave. They might get those mixed up. Used mostly for parties or dinners with Heavy’s family.

(Actual headcanon) Sniper probably heard that Heavy’s sister likes him. Perhaps he considered it and started sending letters to her. Why not get to know her? Maybe they’d be friends. Eventually once they’ve gotten close enough, he starts sending her handmade items. He’s made wooden figures of her favourite animals. She sends pictures of those animals back. She even sends him pictures of herself as a surprise. Sniper does sometimes but it’s typically with Heavy or one of the other mercs. So it’s not so awkward. Eventually leads to them getting married and being a happy couple with a lil farm out in the country yes yes.

SAXTONSNIPER / BLOWING THE SAX

This one’s tricky. Not much is written / made about them. I doubt they’ve really spoken. I cannot recall them saying much in the comics. Perhaps they get along because of animals. Although Sniper isn’t an avid hunter for big endangered animals yk yk. (I really do not remember if they’ve interacted but I feel like they just wouldn’t rly get along unfortunately so I don’t have much for them..)

SNIPERBIDWELL / ??

Another two that don’t interact much. But I’m thinking of how they’ve met. Perhaps while helping Miss P with a job, they had to go to the Mann.co building. Which means bidwell and him would meet. I think they talk about their employers to each other. Although Miss P isn’t his employer, but she sure acts like it when she demands for some assistance (I’m definitely thinking of violet storms by violent optimism here btw because I can’t stop thinking abt their relationship there)

SNIPERJEFF / ??

I DONT KNOW. they probably bond over flying planes. How would that ever happen? Well… the world works in mysterious ways (I don’t know how).

SNIPERRUDDY / ??

Another one I’ve never thought about and I unfortunately have no ideas for. So uhm… yeah